I have written 671 posts in roughly 21 months. I have posted 7 days a week for the last six months or so.Result...?
My mind is fried. This morning I woke up and what little grey matter I have seems to be black, blue, and bruised.
I need a brief respite in order to clear the highly flammable Silly String from my mind before it catches on fire and I burn out altogether.
I must enagage in some type of mind clearing, therapeutic activity. So here is what I am going to do...
This morning, between going over to my son's house and taking him to school, and then weeping over the fact that I haven't had meat in a week, I am going to take some pictures of things that have deep meaning to me.
I will post these pictures later today. In the meantime, please feel free to head down to the Bagwine Lobby and get some popcorn, a fifth of Rose, and maybe a corn dog or two.
So, enjoy your snacks, and your Matt-Man free time. I will be back all too soon.
Cheers!!
37 comments:
You are human! Well, at least you aren't the Energizer Bunny!
CORN DOG!!!
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Dana: You called me human. Wow, no one has ever called me that. Thanks.
I try to save my Energizer Bunny stamina for the bedroom. Cheers!!
Metalmom: Corn Dogs...One of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind. Yum-Oh. Cheers!!
Seven days a week is just not enough in today's dog-eat-dog world (oh, sorry...it's Lent, let's make that carrot-eat-carrot). I'll redesign the work week into 30 day segments with zero days off for ya. I want 120% because 110% was yesterday's unrealistic expectation. What's wrong with you, man? You don't see Hillary stopping because she doesn't have something meaningful to say? Get outta da funk!
VE: Damn It Man...You are right. I am a slacker. If H-Rod can press on with her meaningless drivel, by God so can I. My drivel is just as meanigless as hers...maybe even more so.
Thank you for your brutally honest pep talk, and for having the courage to say, "Fuck the Matt-Man's feelings. He needs some Tough Love."
Bless you VE, and Cheers!!
Ut oh...pictures that have "deep meaning"?????????? Is that a warning?
Peace and enjoy your brain rest!
I'm doing the same...took off work for the rest of the week! Just because!
Peace
Odat: Much like an onion, I will be peeling back the layers.
I hope the time away from work is helpful to you and your circumstance buddy. Cheers and Peace!!
Hey to put your face on Mt.Rushmore is going to cost ya! Enjoy your time off bud!
Roger: I just meant in a picture, not literally on the actual Mount Rushmore itself. Cheers!!
BTW, in case you are up for some real adventure, both Morningstar Farms and Trader Joe's make meatless corndogs. Yes, I know ... oxymoron ... but it might fill the need!
Dana: I appreciate that info. I have people tell me about the same things, but during Lent I even stay away from "faux meat".
Dear God, I am one Holy Son of a Bitch. Cheers!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....popcorn lung and clogged arteries are what I live for!
Take a break for the love of God and remember, you have fans waiting for your return...
Slacker. ;)
Have a good day Meatless-Matty! I can do amazing things with corn dogs.... ;)
Deb: I love popcorn, the more butter the better...My respite will be brief. Sorry to let you know that. Cheers Deb!!
Leighann: Ha...If you expected me to be surprised by that, I'm not. Cheers!! (And now, off to transport the boy to school)
PASS THE MUSTARD!!!
well, me, I don't believe your mind is fried at all... but, that is alright, you are master of your own destiny and if you need to revive the jive, all is good... clear the fog, and forget about the hot dog, have some good ole' wine, and soon all will be fine.... have a great day and I am curiously awaiting the pics.... :)))
Cheesy: Mmmmmmm. Nice Touch. Cheers!!
Lyn: Why Thanks...I am also master of my domain. ; ) Wine sounds good. I guess I'll take your advice and start drinking now. Cheers!!
I'll be sitting here in my Bagwine thongs eating corndogs until your return!
Real: Now there's a picture that I would love to take. Cheers!!
Being a bachelor I can tell you that popcorn and corndogs is a full meal.
Considering I'm not really sure what goes into the making of a *real* corndog, the "meatless" corndog is sounding less like an oxymoron.
Hope the pus oozing out of your eye has subsided and that no one fled screaming into the streets when you drove your son to school.
Cheers, Dearie.
Have fun with the pics Matt Man. I look forward to more insight into your ... heart. (I was thinking libido, but we'll wait to see if any pics of Betty and Veronica show up).
SMOOCHES AND GROPES BABY.
Jay: Damn Straight my good man. What's not to like about that menu selection? Cheers!!
Desert Rat: I wore a burkha so that no one would notice my hideousness. Cheers to you!!
Angell: The pics will be up shortly. Cheers!!
Corndiggers are quite possibly the greatest food ever invented. I think that when you become President you should make a National Corndog Day.
108: That my dear is something I have already made note of. Cheers!!
You can’t run for president with a fried mind—or can you?
Nick: I am probably doing a disservice to my chances by seeking to stay mentally fit. Cheers!!
I know the feeling and I know it well. Oddly, I still write pretty much every day. I just post more over at Myspace because the audience there eats out of my hand. I could say I spat a loogie in my driveway and they'd think it was greatness. Folks at Blogger seem to hold me to a higher standard. lol
Allie: Ha...Are you saying it is better to be an All-Star playing AAA Baseball, rather than being just a pretty good Major Leaguer!!?
I find that, coming from you, SHOCKING!!! Cheers Sexy!!
Oh how long has it been since I last had a corn dog? Literally decades, blimey...
Yup, you right so much. Its hard to keep up and depresses the rest of us poor humans...
Boy: Well it's time you enjoy one, or seven.
Are you saying that the amount of my writing depresses you or simply the writing itself? Cheers!!
You know, your analogy is spot on. lol The funny thing is, ever since I said the other day that I was in a writing funk, I've had limitless ideas. Sometimes I just need to say that I'm defeated in order that I might be able to more effectively kick ass. My post today, for instance, makes me smile muchly.
As do you. Most of the time. :)
Allie: That a girl. Tear yourself down and start all over again. I love human carnage.
You return the smile to my face all of the time allie. Cheers!!
I like nothing but a good corn dog
Mmmm Mmmm
I haven't had a corn dog in ages....I miss them!
Birdman: They are things of beauty aren't they? Thanks for stopping by and Cheers!!
Kat: As soon as Lent is over, hop on a plane, head out here, and we'll have a corn dog fest. Cheers!!
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