Happy Monday and Boo Yah. No post today...
I am going to be working on a few things, including updating some computer and website stuff.
My body is very weak from lack of meat, but thank God...Only 13 days left!!
And it's a good thing too, because I had another effed up dream last night.
I was in Seoul and came upon a very chubby Korean. His name was Ham, so I ate him.
Oddly enough, Ham tasted like chicken. Damn tasty those Asiatics.
I am surprised that I didn't venture north to Pyongyang and find a Communist Pig to put on a spit.
Well, I am off to take a shower and then pick up my Little Man and take him to school.
I'll be around somewhere today. If you really need to contact me because you just can't live without me, feel free to email me.
If you are happy that I am not posting today, leave a comment and tell me why. After all, verbal abuse makes me hot.
Cheers!!
82 comments:
Even when you don't post, you post! How can we ever have the opportunity to actually miss you??
A non-post!
Not even worth a hot dog!
I'd take something for those dreams if I were you. Oh wait, you will in 13 days. Have a good one Matt.
Dana: Are you saying that you want me to go away? I think you are. Cheers!!
Micky: Blasphemer!! Never, Ever, Turn Down a Hot Dog. Cheers!!
Lu: Mmmmmmm yesssss. T-Minus 13 Days. Praise Jeebus. Cheers!!
A new campaign photo, and you know black is your color - me likes.
These dreams are getting scary boy...but I am getting some tasty egg rolls tonight. One of Papa Bear's coworkers wife makes them. Easy supper before Scouts.
Mama: Why thank ya dear. Where were you last night in my dream? Eggrolls would have gone nicely with Ham. Cheers!!
My ex tried to go vegetarian. After the third ticket for running red lights he decided maybe he was not meant to be meatless. Do you have that etheral glow the veggies and vegans always have? You know the look that says "hey a strong wind would knock me down!"
Starr: You are so right. When I worked for SEIU, I worked with a couple of vegans.
They were incredibly pale, skinny, and always sick. They looked as though they had just gotten off the boat from Ireland. Cheers!!
I can def make it through the day by just seeing you in that black suit...yeah...it's good.
Enjoy your day..
HUGS!!!!
Leelee: You are my favorite panderer. Rowrrrrrrr. Cheers!!
Pretty good post for not posting ;-)
TB: I am a master of minimalism. Ask any woman I have ever slept with. Cheers TB!!
Have fun driving in the slushy snow.
Songbird: All done dear, and the city did one helluva great job clearing the roads. Cheers!!
You just had to pick today to be busy didn't you? I had planned on flashing you.... oh well guess I'll go flash Doc.
Leighann: Damn...If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any at all. Cheers!!
Matt~~ Maybe tonight's dreams will land you in the land of Pooon...you can wash that meat down with a little Tang?
Cheesy: Ha. Good One. You rock Cheesy. Cheers!!
No meat for all this time...you are truly my Catholic hero.
I couldn't even last a day without some form passing my lips.
GB: Sadly, I am not even a Catholic any longer.
I guess I do it because I like torturing myself and don't have the courage to stick knitting needles in my eyes. Cheers!!
(Must control the withdrawl tremors) I've been trapped in Boofoo NY and have been Matt-Man free for 3 days. And what do I find when I return...a non-post. Guess I'm going to have to make do with the back-posts.
Raven: A Thousand Pardons...If I had known I would have posted something special just for you. Cheers!!
Since you did not post, I did not read the words that were there...did it have something to do with you not eating meat?
Bond: It may have. I really don't know, because I never really read what I was typing. Cheers!!
This is very existential. I don't post therefore I am? If you do not post in the middle of the woods does anyone read? That which does not post makes us stronger?
Boy: Ha...Non Bloggito Ergo Sum. I Came, I Saw, I Did Not Post. Ad Astra Per Not Blogging. Cheers!!
Damn! Dman! Damn fine blog. Thanks for visiting mine. Funny that, I was just blogging about that feel of meat-y balls in my mouth in the form of Chinese food. Yum! Yep, I was a vegetarian College Republican at Berkeley, but, no more, my friend. no more. I don't know how you can give up it's tender succulence. It's juicy sinews. Oh, screw Burger King, I bet you'd kill for a tender rare prime rib, a crispy skinned sausage bursting with flavor, a lickably-moist pulled pork sandwich... Sorry, I do like to tease! Ciao.
i hafto admit i've been lurking and reading since last week's hnt. you freakin CRACK ME UP. which, in other words, means: i love reading your posts!!
so verbal abuse really makes you hot, huh? : ) LOL okay well i'll just play safe & wish u a happy meat*free monday then.... ; )
Scout: Great, just frickin' great. A Republican who wants to tempt me with meat during my Lenten abstinence. I can't take this.
Don't worry Scout, come Easter Morning, there is going to be some carnivorous carnage going down here. Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers!!
oh, and I type worse than my eleven year old, hence I typo a lot. Sorry. I do know how to spell; I'm just too quick on the send trigger to check how things are coming along down there in the box. It sounds like, in your love life, you know the feeling. :)
Smile: Somehow, knowing that you have been lurking, arouses my cockles. Thanks for coming out of the shadows, and please don't be a stranger. Cheers!!
Scout: I mis-type all the time. As for your comment on my sexual prowess, that was very hurtful. It was very...um...Republican of you. ; ) Cheers!!
A new literary form: The non post post.
If you won't leave me, I'll have to go find someone who will.
That's the trouble with eating communist pigs...they all taste the same equally.
Oh, sweetheart. I didn't mean to hurt you. No need to take out on Republicans. I was just cuing off your comments on your fast trigger. Ask my husband. I tease on both sides of the aisle. Happy Meatless Monday!
You lied to us today Matt-Man!
You told us in your non post this very morning that you weren't going to be around for a while.
Well, well, well. After checking your comments and the time you posted those comments. Mmmm, can you explain yourself?
Jamie: I am on the cutting edge aren't I? Ha. Great video. Poor ol' Clay. Cheers!!
VE: Ha...And we have our first nominee for this week's COW Award folks. Good One. Cheers!!
Scout: I knew that silly. See?...Not all Liberals are as stupid as Anthrax Coulter would have people believe. Cheers!!
Micky: Where did I say that I wouldn't be around? Hmmmm? I believe I said that I would be around somehwere...Oh, I am somewhere alright. Cheers!!
Uggg. Hate her. Maybe you could skewer Anne Coulter's skinny butt on a stick? Ummmy-umm-umm. Finger-licking Republican, anyone? Nah. She's definitely rancid ... What little meat she does have on her sad, hate-filled carcass. I am sure she would love to feed you to the lions. RAWR.
Scout: I have skewered her enough on here. I hate continuing to beat up on somebody when it is so easy to do. You can stop mentioning "meat" anytime now. Cheers!!
since you aren't posting....I guess I'm not commenting... I'm just another tempting republican carnivore from california...who can't spell...(rolling my eyes)
Kat: Holy Crap!! You are guys are everywhere...and by God, I am glad you stop by here. Cheers Kat!!
OMG! I just realized what the no meat thing means... Shamrock shakes and $1 filet o fish at McDonalds! WOOT!
Matt, you know I love that black suit photo. It's so very Tony Soprano! RAWR
Winter: Love the Filet O' Fish. However, comparing this Mick to a Dago will garner you a slap on the wrist from me...or better yet, a slap on the ass. Cheers!!
Any HAM leftovers??? I want some!
Sanni: Most people consider me to be pure Ham, so feast away on me all that you'd like. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
I sit corrected!
You DID NOT lie to us today!
But is it true, there's no Dago at all running thru your veins?
Micky: Thank You. Nope, just Paddy and some Kraut coarsing through my veins. Cheers!!
"Wow...She has alot of teeth. Cheers!!" Yes my MM post does show a lot of white teeth. Did you happen to hear her voice? Just asking. She can sing.
What do you mean you aren't posting today? What the hell do you call this post? Chopped liver? This is a post Matt-Man.
Oh I just want you do know that we are having pork ribs tonight for dinner. All slathered up with BBQ sauce and all. Yummy. Have a great day. :)
Sandee: Yes I heard her, very good voice. Ha...I guess it is a mini-post.
Ribs are one thing I don't get too excited about...unless they are right below a nice rack. Cheers!!
I am so bummed that you didn't post.
Marilyn: I am very bummed that you didn't comment. Cheers!!
so we can email you all day long???
oh this shall be fun! ;)~
so a post that is a post that isn't a post. what?
Jahooni: Alllllllllll Day Bay-bay. And yes, it's a non-post that isn't really a non-post post. I mean...um...wait...What? Cheers!!
Ham must be long pig ;)
Hammer: I'm not sure. I made sure to close my eyes when I ate him. Cheers!!
How far should I bed over for the spankies?
me want some Matt-Man spankies too! ;)~ Yum-O.
Winter: I wanna see your mug lookin up at me from between your legs..If not, that's cool, I have long arms. Cheers!!
Jahooni: Mmmmmmmm...Sweet, it's not even my B-Day and yet you are giving me a present. Cheers!!
You posted a lot more by not posting than I did by posting!
PP: Maybe so, but your brief comment was much more articulate. Cheers, you GILF, you!!
You know!!!
..This blog's nothing like flat paint, which goes on wet and shiny, but dries to a dull Matt finish.
..It's more like a high gloss epoxy coating that goes on thick and gooey but maintains a long lasting durable shine!
A fun place to visit!!!
Micky Sucikin: And I hope that I am much more fun to watch dry than paint is. Ha. Thick and Gooey...Much like my STD discharge. Cheers!!
Matt....even when you don't post you still crack me up. I know I can always count on you to turn a frown upside down!
gross!
Jillie: Thanks Jillie, I appreciate that. : ) Cheers!!
Leelee: Me? Gross? I am hurt. Cheers!!
FUCK YOU.
Am I the only one who was willing to verbally abuse you per your request? God, I am such a good friend.
Kyra: Man, that was warm and kind. I so love you. Cheers Dear!!
No post today, and yet there's 70 comments... even if 35 of 'em were yours, you have one helluva bagwine community here, buddy!
Mo: And I do love it so....Cheers Mo!!
Matt Man, master of the non post post
Sparky: I am quite the Persona Non Blogga. Cheers!!
couldn't you have eaten meat on Sundays. The day of dispensation or whatever. I gave up Jagermeister and let me tell you, I put a nipple on that bottle every Sunday morning. Yeah. Or whatever. ;)
Well, I'm certainly glad you didn't post today.
Wow you to, I felt bad not being here to leave a obnoxious comment this morning, because the time change messed me up.
Karen: Yeah, I could have but I just have to go all otu or not at all. Enjoy your nipple. Cheers!!
Travis: And I thank you for not stopping by. Cheers!!
Roger: And you were sorely missed. Cheers!!
Ya know, I commented here yesterday...don't know what happened to it....I was at work...got interupted while reading ya...then commented...I think...lol..it's the age...i CRS!
Odat: Ha. I have CRS as well. Happy Birthday Pal!!
Lookin hot Matt-man, lookin hot.
Lisa: Thanks!! Cheers!!
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