Man oh Man...Holy Week Hilarity and yesterday's Meat-Fest have wiped me out. I am morally, emotionally, and comedically drained.
I am going to be taking off today in order to recharge my Blog Batteries.
While my soul has been bathed in the salvation of two big, greasy cheeseburgers;
My mind is mush.
I am going to catch up on reading everyone's blogs as well.
I haven't done that the last couple of days.
If you have any ideas for me to write about in the future, please let me know.
If you have naked pictures of yourself that you'd like to email me, that helps the creative process along as well.
How you ask?
I am much funnier when I have a woody. Just ask any woman I have had sex with...Both of them.
So, enjoy your day, and I'll be 'round to see you soon.
Cheers!!
53 comments:
Sit...relax...catch-up....
we'll be here..
;-)
HUGS!
You know, you did shave off that protective covering that kept your brain cells from oozing out. Maybe if you wrap your head in aluminum foil it will help?
Leelee: I bounce back quickly. Kinda like a Bumble. Cheers!!
Dana: Not only might that work, it would be a sweet look on me. Cheers!!
I looooove a bald head!
Bitch pig. You are married. The only man that is allowed full frontal booby pics who is married is Fab.
And you have GOT to get off this blogger!
Enjoy your day off...I hope you find the "inspiration" you need. ;)
Metal: Kiss me you fool. Cheers!!
Absurdist: Um...What the hell are you talking about? Cheers!!
CrAzY: Ha...You know exactly the inspiration that I'm looking for. Cheers!!
They say when sharks gorge themselves on whale meat, they get docile and in a sleepy state to!
Roger: Ha. I 've never heard that. Maybe whale meat is like turkey. Cheers my good man!!
hmm do you think non-meat eaters are then clearer thinkers? Or is it the meat induced euphoria that clouds your thinking and not the meat its self, the glorious meat, amen. Have a good day away from this tube of boobs.
I'm guessing after all the meat and attendant grease you consumed yesterday you might be spending a little time in the throne room *giggling*
as these here comments prove, thine Blog doth liveth even whilst resting....thou hast created a Holy Place!
Lu: I'm just frickin' burned out. "Tube of Boobs"...I like that. Cheers!!
TB: Alot of bathroom time could be happenin', and for once, it won't be because I had a vision of me dorkin' Tyra Banks. Cheers!!
Phrankie: I think I am going to put that up on my sidebar. Well Done. Cheers!!
Ahhh. You have food coma. That is understandable. Nothing is more enervating than eating lots of yummy meat. You really shoulda put on the Pop hat to keep the brain cells from oozing out too.
It hurts because you keep playing with it. I told you not to touch it so much.
Winter: I couldn't make a Pope Hat that would fit my big ass noggin'. Cheers!!
Songbird: True, but you'd think by this time I would have developed a layer of protective callouses. Cheers Dear!!
carnivore hangover?
Kat: Could be...Maybe I have over-proteined myself. Is that possible? Cheers Kat!!
Please post detail about these big, greasy burgers.
GB: Not many details. While making them and cooking the I was in a blind frenzy. I can tell you that they tasted quite Dee-Lish. Cheers!!
Batton don the hatches and lock up the women and small farm animals...he's baaaack.
Jeff: Which should I eat first? The small farm animals or the women? Cheers!!
All the grease fogged up your brain! Take it a little easy while your body gets used to metabolizing all of that crap again!!
Raven: It's been trying to get used to it. Several times already today. Cheers!!
If only you would learn some self-restraint....you did not have to have that 4th loosemeat sandwich...and why oh why did you ingest that pound of pork chitlins?
Hope the plunger is nearby
Bond: Restraint!!? You go 46 days without meat and let me see how you show restraint. Meat (and well, Bagwine) is my heroin baby. Cheers Vinny!!
Bond: Not at all. I am at peace with the world. Ommmmmmmmm. Cheers!!
Ok, we'll give you a day off. But only because you're funny...and only this once. All that meat should help your brain...
VE: You are not only funny. You are just so damn kind. Cheers!!
After having too much meat you feel the need to veg?
Anndi: Ha. That was pretty good. Cheers!!
So, what critter is on the menu today, Meat-man?
Mo: I have two burgers left over and maybe some Chicken Noodle soup. Not sexy, but still meat. Cheers!!
Have a relaxing day...love the new head!!!
Peace
Odat: You don't know how long I have wanted you to tell me that you love my head, Odat. Cheers Buddy!!
I think its because you shaved your head and now all your creative juices have escaped through your big head instead of your little head. Just saying. Rest and enjoy Matt-Man. :)
Sandee: Ha...I do have a big head don't I? Cheers Sandee!!
Not to worry. I have some nice full frontal pics of myself that I will forward.
i don't know what is better looking. the picture of your meat down below or your bald head! ;)~
Fab: Please...Keep your pics. I appreciate the help, but I need comedic inspiration, not science fiction.
Jahooni: The best pic would be a picture of the meat that lies below my head. Cheers!!
Bawda Bing! ;)~
Matt-man, I like the shaved head! I really like the shaved head!
Jahooni: Rowrrrrrr. Cheers!!
Teach: Why thank ya kind lady. Cheers to you!!
You gonna have to shave that crown every day or will you be able to let it grunge a day or two?
You know, squirrel marinated overnight in a blend of Holy Water and Wild Irish Rose might tickle your palatte.
Micky: Naw...I just have it shaved ebery three months or so. I hate squirrels. Cheers!!
Happy relaxing day!
Your mind is mush now, if I sent you a nudey pic of myself it would liquefy and run out your ears...and who wants to clean up that mess?
Travis: It was okie dokie. Cheers!!
Truk: Good point and thank you for your restraint. Cheers!!
So you get much meat? I feel whorish asking that question, btw :P
matt-man, you sexy thang you. I am liking the new look. now where did you say we should email those naked pics?
Starr: Meat O' Plenty. The colon is in shock. Cheers!!
Lisa: Rowrrrrr...Why do you toy with my libido so Lisa. Cheers!!
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