Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Puttin Up The Dogs and Takin' a Break

Well it’s a Happy Hump Day and I am celebrating by doing nothing.

Some unexpected drama put me into a funk yesterday, but I guess I am now over it.

Still, because of that, and a couple of other things, I am taking the day off from pouring the Bagwine.

I am going to read blogs, take some HNT pictures, and work on this Friday’s Blog-Fo-Mercial©.

On top of that, I now weigh 188 which is just one pound more than what I weighed in High School, so I am going to spend the day eating.

Take off the weight, and celebrate by gorging, I always say!!

Enjoy your day, and I’ll see you tomorrow on Half-Nekkid Thursday.

Cheers!!

P.S.
I just want to say hey and welcome back to Sue…Hey Sue ; )!! She knows who she is.

60 comments:

Starrlight said...

Enjoy your day, Matt =)

PS...nice "hump" :0

Desert Songbird said...

Um, yeah, I was wondering about that tent there...

Have a great "day off." Enjoy yourself.

Tug said...

Even though I'm into flip flops these beautiful days, I'm thinking I need to buy socks? ;-)

Happy hump day Matt!!

DutchBitch said...

I'm sorry to hear something put you into a funk.

Have a great day off, anyone deserves that! Happy eating and relaxing!

Dana said...

That doesn't look like any "funk" I've seen before - any chance you'd loan that "funk" out??

Enjoy your day - maybe a little loosemeat or SPAM is in order??

Micky-T said...

Celebrate...Celebrate...Eat to the music!

BTW, your hand is showing!

Matt-Man said...

Starr: Thanks. I will do just that. Cheers!!

Songbird: Those boxers are very flattering. Cheers!!

Tug: No socks needed, when you know how to be your own personal fluffer. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

DB: Funk is gone now, and I'm just hangin' out...so to speak. Cheers!!

Dana: My funk is your funk, anytime at all. Cheers Dana!!

Micky: It is showing and all can see my full house. Cheers!!

leelee said...

FUNK HAPPENS..the important fact here is that you are getting over it.

Enjoy your day Matt..you deserve it.

HUGS!!!

leelee said...

Oh and Happy Hump Day!

Matt-Man said...

Leelee: Happy Hump Day sounds so much hotter when you say it. Cheers!!

Roger said...

Ah what a life! If it wasn't for my kid, work and fishing I would blog all the time...Enjoy your day my man!!

Leighann said...

Is that a cannon in your pocket or are you suffering from elephantitis?

Happy Hump Day!

Turnbaby said...

Yanno--if that photo is a click through I'm not sure I'm going there ;-)

Happy humping sugar.

Matt-Man said...

Roger: I hate when things get in the way. Cheers Roger.

Leighann: Silly girl, it's a potato. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

TB: Ha. Good One. Cheers TB!!

Odat said...

Funk in your trunks???? awwww Poor Matt! Hope tomorrow is better!
Peach

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...gain some weight, brother...you only live once...

Matt-Man said...

Odat: I feel fine now. Just a minor glitch in life. Cheers!!

Phfrankie: I probably will today. Would you like some of my bacon wrapped SPAM? Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Play that funky music white boy!
Enjoy the relaxation today babe.. take a nap for me ok? I am looking forward to a 3 day weekend myself....

Is it Friday yet?

[Hope you don't mind but I have saved that photo for future use....]

Matt-Man said...

Cheesy: I love it when you use me. Mmmmm. A three day weekend? 72 hours of Cheesy-Fun. Enjoy. Cheers!!

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Nothing worse than barking dogs, and drama in one's life. Get some rest, read, relax, and maybe tipple the Bagwine a little later in the day.

Matt-Man said...

Sassy: You are correct. And have to take it easy on the Bagwine. Have to work tonight. Cheers Sassy!!

The North High Class of 1983 said...

Most of us have seen what's in those boxers and there is nothing artificial there.

Matt-Man said...

North High Class of '83:

Missy, Melinda, Pam, Michelle, Amy, Pam II, Jill, Cathy, Lisa, Rhonda, Joe? Is that you? Cheers!!

Knight said...

Good idea. I also find the best hump day way to lift your spirits is eating meat with one hand in your britches. You are a wise man.

jennifer said...

Unexpected Drama, after posting Islamic comedy?

Oh My, a Funky Matt-Man is not a good thing.

HEY, it just popped up that you left me a comment. Cue the Twilight Zone music. The two of us, thinking about each other at the same time? Me thinking how can I convert the Matt Man, and you thinking How can I corrupt the Jen! LOL! I'll be posting my ankles on HNTT before you know it.

Perk up Matt-Man!

Jen

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Ya know I can't help but be shallow and completely off of your comment, but I really wanna bite your shoulder. Cheers Knight!!

Jen: Ha. Oooo Weee Ooooo. Coincidence, or is Rod Serling in the house? I am outta my funk, and I can't wait for my conversion, and to see those ankles. Cheers Jen!!

Lu' said...

The force is strong Obiwan. Bacon wrapped spam, be still my now queazy stomache :)

Matt-Man said...

Lu: The only thing that would be better, is if it is served with a side of Ribeye and covered in a meaty Spaghetti sauce. How's your stomach now? Cheers Lu!!

Lu' said...

Well, still queasy but now the floor near me resembles what a crow was eating in the curb at Traget last night.

Matt-Man said...

Lu: What's wrong with that? I love French Fries from Micky D's that have been laying on the concrete while bathed in backwashed Coke. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

If they were french fries, you couldn't tell any longer. It was up chuck dude. Oh we both, hubby and I, said ewwwwwwwwwwwww. The crow was grubbin' on ralph and I'm not talkin Cramden.

Matt-Man said...

Lu: HA. I love the descripton. HA. Ralph Cramden. I bow to your funniness. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

That's only fair, I bow to yours damn near every day but who's counting, crows.

Matt-Man said...

Lu: Somehow, thinking of you bowing, makes me incredibly hot. Okay, I have baseball stats in my mind, now; I'm fine. Cheers!!

Mo said...

I told you, don't call me Sue in public!

Matt-Man said...

Mo: HA. Good One. I hope you bring your BTR Show back. Schmoop and I miss ya my good man. Cheers!!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Sport N Wood are you Matt-Man. Way more information than I need. Bwahahahahahaha. Have a great rest. :)

motley said...

Hah! This is the last time I listen to my mother about reading other people's blogs. First one I go to, I get an eyeful of crotch, lol.

Thanks for dropping by my blog!

jillie said...

Looks like a good day to pitch a tent and go camping!

cheers to ya Matt

Matt-Man said...

Sandee: Isn't my tree branch cute? Cheers!!+

Motley: You know you love it. And, I'll make sure to drop by often. Cheers Motley!!

Jillie: You are always welcome to sleep on top of my tent. Cheers!!

Winter said...

When the kid said "crotch shot" I KNEW it was you, Matt! LOL No one fills out boxers better than you. I hope you have a nice relaxing day!

metalmom said...

Camping??

Matt-Man said...

Winter: Thanks, and I like how your thoughts run in the family. Cheers!!

Metalmom: Yes, wanna snuggle up next to my beans and weenie. Cheers!!

Bond said...

OK, now did you put the puppy from yesterday in your boxers cause we all know you do not fill them out that much...we have seen you in satin panties - remember!

Matt-Man said...

Bond: Penis Envy doesn't become you. Cheers Vinny!!

Bond said...

dude... i never have nor never will have penis envy...and anyway...I can see the puppy's tale hanging out the bottom of the boxers

Tug said...

I HAVE PENIS ENVY!!

oh wait.

;-)

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Hump day is a good day to take off.

Jeff B said...

!88 pounds? Dang dude, better not go out in a windy day. glad to hear you're funkless now too.

Travis said...

Congrats on the weight loss and on getting de-funkified.

Don't confuse that with de-funkyfied, which is to be avoided at all costs.

Matt-Man said...

Bond: Puppy? Was it a Cocksund? Cheers Vin!!

Tug: I have Tug Envy. Cheers!!

Jeff: Ha. I wouldn't call myself skinny Jeff. Cheers!!

Nick: What day isn't? Cheers!!

Travis: Thanks my good man, and I shall avoid that. Cheers!!

crazy working mom said...

Hope you had a peaceful day, my man! :)

VE said...

Man, all these days off...what are you...the school system? Have a good one!

Deb said...

I guess I'm too early for HNT. I'll just sit quietly over here by the jumping "Host Gator" and wait for skin.

Janna said...

Glad to see you put the potato in the FRONT of your shorts this time. :)

Matt-Man said...

CrAzY: I did indeed. Cheers Tish!!

VE: Thankfully, no I am not. Cheers!!

Deb: Ha. It will be up soon. Cheers!!

Janna: I'm no dummy. Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

I LOVE your diet plan! Hope your day was Bagwineilicious!

Matt-Man said...

It was just duckie Real. Cheers!!