Friday, May 09, 2008

Welcome to My World...

I have decided to break the Bagwine home tour into segments.

Today's room...The Living Room.



Have a lovely Friday. I have to work tonight, dammit!!

Cheers!!

60 comments:

Ken said...

I'm still watching.....Fabulous!

Desert Songbird said...

This video of your abode? Explains soooooo much about you, ya know?

Ken said...

Wow, Eight minute tour of a the bagwine livingroom. That was PURE entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Desert Songbird said...

Nice boxers, BTW.

Desert Songbird said...

A wall dedicated to Ryno's artwork - you're such a good dad.

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha. Thanks. I didn't realize it was going to take that long!! Cheers!!

Songbird: I try...He is such a good boy after all. So what do the digs say about me? Cheers Dear!!

Ken said...

I meant that you know.
When you get to know someone,[kinda] from work or anywhere thats one thing, but when you get invited over, you get to know the person a whole lot better.
Now for you to sit down and break bread with us, that's going to be a real trick!

Schmoop said...

Mick: Well I am glad you liked it Mick. Me, Schmoop, you, Lu, and the rest of your gang will have to get together sometime. Cheers!!

Knight said...

You learn so much about a person by the gentle way they fondle their bells and the various uses they have for the Bible.

The wall of demagoguery was probably my favorite surprise. It's such a brilliant idea. What in the hell is that little picture though? An angry bald child with wings?

Ken said...

Phrankie's cooking some bird right now, let's go over!

Schmoop said...

Knight: Oh, I am a bell fondler from way back. Ha. That thing is a demon. So yeah, I guess it is angry and it does have wings, so you're right. Cheers!!

Micky: Sounds good. Man, I wish we has Star Trek transporter technology. Cheers!!

Starr: Ha. I am right with you on the mess thing. If someone touches my "mess" I freak out. I do know (generally) where everything is. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

What Starr says - messy, but it all makes sense to us!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Of course it does. Why can't those other Zodiac sign people get it? Cheers!!

katherine. said...

if you didn't smoke so much you wouldn't be hacking up your fucking lung.

Tug said...

Are you stinky? Is that why all the candles??

Seeing Matt's legs on a non-HNT...hee.

katherine. said...

okay....I feel better having gotten that off my chest.

thanks for putting on the boxers...at first I thought you were only wearing the t-shirt!

somehow I didn't realize you were a musician...although it fits with the other right brain stuff.

was that a paperweight?

where are the books?

I love all the ryno-stuff...such a proud daddy!!!

(I think I'm gonna skip the day your show us the bathroom....)

Schmoop said...

Kat: Normally I would agree with you but this time it is a combination of spring and a cold that my lovely son has passed on to everybody. Cheers Kat!!

Tug: Ha. You got giddy about my nekkid legs. I like that. It means that someone doesn't find me incredibly repulsive. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kat (redux): The books are in the bedroom. I wouldn't call myself a musician but I have been in bands here and there and write songs once in awhile.

Oh no, don't miss the bathroom edition. Paperweight? Which thing? Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Hooray for YouPorn!

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Ha. A woman after my own heart. Cheers LJ!!

katherine. said...

on the square shelf thing...with a vase, a candle, and a couple pictures.

wait....at about 7:40 (I love you-tube!)

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha. I forgot about your paperweight collection. It's one of those water globe thingys.

So I guess it could be used for a paperweight. And, Ha, I like how you gave me the clip time. Cheers!!

leelee said...

I just loved that...yes one really gets a sense of the real person, not just the blog personality, from viewing their habitat.

I loved it.

HUGS!

katherine. said...

this is like gettin' to know you in "real life"

shhh....don't tell Turnbaby...

Karen said...

I totally expected you to have a gravely sandpaper-esque voice. But you certainly surprised me. I liked it.

Schmoop said...

Leelee: I just felt the need to open not only my heart, but my home to you all. ; ) Cheers!!

Kat: Ha. Good One. I won't say a thing. Cheers!!

Karen: Well thanks Karen. However, if I don't stop smoking, it will become that. Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Looks like the perfect background for some You Porn! Light that blue candle by the stereo and let's get goin'!

Schmoop said...

RLL: Ooooo Baby. In the words of Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get it On". Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Oh no...Matt come on. Embrace it. Your YouPorn music would TOTALLY be the theme from Shaft. Sheesh. You know this :P

Schmoop said...

Starr: Who is the man, pleasin' ladies 'cross the land? Matt-Man...Right On!! Cheers!!

Trukindog said...

The place looks comfy but dude...YOUR OUT OF BEER ??? WTF

Schmoop said...

Truk: Yeah, but it's okay. I have to work tonight anyway. Cheers!!

Jay said...

That video was just so full of win! Very entertaining Matt-Man.

The wall of demagoguery is brilliant. Is McCain on there yet?

Oh and I wear size 13 1/2 shoes myself. Just thought I'd share that with the ladies. ;-)

Schmoop said...

Jay: Ha. Love the shoes. No, McCain isn't on it...yet. I haven't updated for awhile. He will have a prominent place, however. Cheers!!

Dana said...

There is something quite exciting about the Bible within reach of the computer with YouPorn running on it. Does that make me a bad person?? Oh, and I'm thrilled to discover that you saved the bunny so that when I come visit I'll be able to "Pat the Bunny"

Schmoop said...

Dana: Oh My. Be still my heart. Holding my Bible while you're patting my bunny would be a religious experience. Come here as soon as you can Dana. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

have to check this out later

ciao dude

katherine. said...

My personal preference is the 22nd Book…the Song of Soloman…it makes me way hot…

desert rat said...

What a treat! I love all the photos and drawings of and by your son. I'm a Pat Benatar fan from way back (and I remember when the Gin Blossoms were a small-time band in Tempe). That's really cool that you're willing to share yourself - and your 17.5" tv screen! ha! THAT was funny! - with your readers.

Schmoop said...

Bond: Okie Dokie Vinny. Cheers!!

Kat: Mmmmmmm, Solomon is a real libido mover. Cheers!!

Desert Rat: Ha. I must defend my honor...It's a 27 inch TV screen. Thanks and Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Wow, nice living room. Neater than mine, lol. My mom will say that's because I don't clean it...

Ken said...

I'm back for a visit and I'm quite surprised none of the ladys noticed the reflection on the TV when you were discussing AND fondling your Matt-hood!

Schmoop said...

Motley: Well, you should clean it up for her before Sunday. Cheers Motley!!

Mick: Ha. I know. I was waiting for somebody to mention that, and it was you. That's kind of disturbing. Cheers!!

Ken said...

Just giving the ladys,
a "heads up"!

katherine. said...

oh geez....Mick is right....both while discussing the size of your television and the porn.

niiiiiiice.

j said...

HAH! Statcounter. So you know every bloomin' time I stop by to read your comments section. Cause I LOVE the comments almost as much as the blog.

Your house is cleaner than mine. Seriously. Ouch.

Love all of the Ryno love going on in your home. He has a great Dad!

Jen

desert rat said...

Oh, oops, TWENTY-SEVEN-INCH. That's even funnier!

Schmoop said...

Micky: You are such a public servant.

Kat: Ha. And it felt good. Cheers!!

Jen: Thanks, and yes, I can monitor you. Muwhahaha. Cheers!!

Desert Rat: I was amused...and saddened. Cheers!!

Dianne said...

that was a great tour! I enjoyed it.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Why thank ya. Can't wait to tour the rest of the place. Cheers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Which parts were CGI?

Kimmie said...

Very nice Matt. Warm and Cozy.
:-) Can't wait to see the rest of your place.

Kimmie

Jahooni said...

i think the little dish beside the tv has some "smoke" in it! Com on... share the love... ;)~
i am back. i think.

wait, why aren't my tits on your computer and email? oh shoot... i don't show those do I?

you are so funny... loved coming back to you and the blogging world.

Jahooni said...

you must have been drunk doing this.... ;)~
loved it though....

Unknown said...

Sort of like the tour Jacqueline Kennedy gave us of the White House.

Schmoop said...

VE: Ha. Very Good. But that's a secret. Cheers!!

Kimmie: Oh it gets quite cozy at times. Cheers!!

Jahooni: In spite of my begging, no, you don't. Good to see you back, and oddly enough, I was sober. Cheers!!

Nick: Sort of but with alot less class, and the Secret Service agents were replaced by FBI. Cheers!!

Travis Cody said...

I got my days mixed up and was a little nervous that this was going to be a half nekkid video of the living room. I'm really glad I was wrong about that.

Cheers!

Schmoop said...

Travis: Well, I wasn't FULLY dressed while shooting it. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

Glad you linked it Bud. I missed it 'cause I was relaxing in my home away from home away from home, ha! Nice tour. Were you serious about the stand up comedy? Details...

Schmoop said...

Lu: I sure was serious. That's me in the pic some 20 years ago. I did it for about 2 years. Cheers!!