Friday, September 19, 2008

Good News, Bad News...

Hey I figured out how to make my VLOGs much clearer.

It always help to read the camera instruction book. (even if it is a year after purchase.)

The following VLOG explains our Friday Morning maladies.

Have a great weekend.



Cheers!!

36 comments:

Anndi said...

Sending healing thoughts to you and Schmoop.

No jokes since the Chicklet is on crutches with a sprained ankle and sprains just aren't funny.

Big fat wet sloppy kisses to you both.

Am I first again????

Schmoop said...

Anndi: Ha Thanks. You are first twice on the same day, that's HUGE. Her knee is pops out often. Healing thoughts right back to your kid. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

I wouldn't worry about the bruised boner, you might want to see a Dr. about that wrist though, HA! Take care you two. Maybe you should install bed rails to keep you two active youngsters out of harms way or is it likely you'd break something between those rails?

katherine. said...

wow. I guess I would give that stunt a 9.6 degree of difficulty.

hope you two heal fast.

Schmoop said...

Lu: If I can't jack off by tonight I will go see a doctor about my wrist. The night was kinda exciting and the chili was beautimous. Cheers Lu!!

Kat: If only you had been here wearing nothing but your leather jacket holding a scorecard. That would have increased the hotness exponentially. Cheers Kat!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Dr. Bondo's Healing Prescription: Toast and bacon (lots), then call Bronko Nagurski over to manipulate the ailing joints. Then, more bacon. And a Camel. That'll be fifty bucks, thank you.

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha. Good One. I think that would cure any ailment. The check is in the mail, but I'm sending it to Lu, just because. Cheers!!

Jay said...

It might be time for padded walls and floors and maybe even padded rails. Safety first!

Hope everyone heals pretty quickly.

Schmoop said...

Jay: That takes the danger element away. Thanks, and by the way, we both agreed, Yesterday, I may have made my best batch of chili evah. Come up sometime and have some. Cheers!!

Deb said...

How sad is it that I know what you mean by "Kelly". LOL! That's loyalty fer' ya!

I'm glad your kielbasa is still in tact.

Hope you two feel better...total masochists.

;)

Cheers to ya -- have a great weekend guys!

Schmoop said...

Deb: Ha. Kelly appreciates it...and so do I. We two unintentional masochists will live to boink again. Have a great weekend as well, hot stuff. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Dear God!

You almost broke your bone and your girl! what are the odds? And "new meaning to cornhole"? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!

I hpe you both feel better soon.

Schmoop said...

Metal: If only my luck with the lottery was as good. Glad we didn't get stuck. That would have been an embarassing Paramedic call. Cheers!!

boo said...

Ahhhhh, sexually incongruous injuries are so fun! I've hurt myself a few times having a little too much fun. I think the worst was when I tore my achilles tendon, because I had my foot shoved too far up the inside of the couch cushion. Don't ask, I doubt I could recreate the position I was in.

*hugs* to you and Schmoop.

Cinnamon Girl said...

Seriously? A Hole In One? Awesome! And tell Schmoop she totally rocks now. You don't totally rock until you suffer a true injury during sex. THEN you can brag. Tell her we can start the Bruised Bad Girls Battalion!

That excited you didn't it :P

Liz Hill said...

It's time for the swing---just make sure you use really good anchors.

Schmoop said...

Boo: If at some point you can recreate it, please take pictures. Cheers Boo!!

Starr:: Yes it did, in fact, it gave me the BBGB's. Cheers!!

TB: I was thinking of maybe getting a Chinese Basket. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Evil: Thanks. Maybe we'll try to work out the kinks tonight after work. Cheers EG!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Take the pain! Take the pain! Sorry...just wanted to do a Platoon quote today. Get well...

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Can not see the video...but from the comments, I can say I can relate Schmoop...my knee can go BOING at times also...hurts like hell for a day of so and then all better...

Ken said...

Am I the only one who noticed beyond all the whining and crying and corn hole in one that this video vlog is fucking unbelievably awesomelly clear??????
I want to know how !!!!!!!!!!!!

CreativeMish said...

Wow! Now that sounds like a wild night! Maybe you better just put the mattress on the floor. You won't fall as far next time.

Dianne said...

you look so sad!

feel better - both of you!

Travis Cody said...

So the falling out of bed during rigorous sexual activity really doesn't go like it does in the movies or on tv eh? Who knew?

Take care of yourself and Schmoop. And remember that it's best to get back on the bike as soon as possible after falling off.

Schmoop said...

Bond: It's not pretty to look at either, but it's back in place now. Cheers!!

VE: All better now. Just in time to work 10 hours tomorrow. Cheers!!

Micky: I had a brainstorm...I read the instructions and switched the setting from 15 to 30 frames per second. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Michelle: Now that is a brilliant idea. Cheers!!

Di: Nah...I had just woken up and had a mild hangover. Cheers Di!!

Travis: Ha. I shall follow your advice kind man. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Hope you guys heal up fast and furious!

Really ??? 15-30 who'd a thunk?

Desert Songbird said...

UFB.

Real Live Lesbian said...

It's always a toss up with us....Horny Housewife and Ms. Fix It Refrigerator Repairgirl or Ginger and The Professor.

Hope you two are feeling like coming up with new roles soon! I bet a game of Dr. Cornhole and Nurse Popknee will happen soon enough.

Schmoop said...

Micky: It's wacky, ain't it? Takes longer to upload. Cheers!!

Songbird: What does that mean? Cheers!!

RLL: I think we are getting ready to play "Captured Spy and the Interrogation Room." Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Oh baby thank you for the birfday wishes... but I am saddened you 2 got injured!
Glad I am not the only one who should be named Grace~~ Take care of each other!

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: You are welcome baby. I hope you have a wunnerful B-Day. Cheers, Cheesy!!

Vodka Mom said...

since you guys are out of commission, can we borrow the outfits?

Schmoop said...

Vodka: Ha. Anytime. Cheers VM!!

Desert Songbird said...

Unfuckingbelievable.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: We should have worn helmets. Cheers!!