Hang on to your hard drive folks, the Sexting craze has infected our youth here in the state.
I mean, there must be 2 or 3 reported incidents in the state of teenage girls and boys sending naked or semi-naked pictures over their cells phones to each other.
It’s an epidemic I tellz ya. Oh the humanity!! These kids today!! We never did crap like that when we their age.
You know why? ‘Cause we didn’t have cell phones that took frickin’ pictures.We would have loved to had taken pictures of half-naked, High School hotties, but we would have had to take the pictures to a store to be developed.
I have to give a shout out to the Ohio Legislature…
Yo, Statehouse Stupes!! Teenagers and Sexploration? They kinda go hand and hand. Calm down and quit wailing, gnashing your teeth, and feigning moral outrage. It’ll all be okay.
Speaking of teenage sex…Do you remember how bad it was? Well, at least the sex that I and every chick that had sex with me back then, was bad.
I remember gettin’ it wet, bangin’ away like a rabbit on meth, and then leaving so I could go tell all my buddies.
Oy…Such a waste. Layin’ naked with a hot 17 year old girl who has a tight body, firm tits, and a tight hoo-ha, and what happens?
Ya frickin’ spooge all over yourself, because you were already in the pre-cum dripping, hard on stage while thinking about her in 7th period Chemistry class five hours prior to getting naked with her and her hot, teen, twat treat.
I’m glad it’s not like that now…In fact, I can post a salacious, gratuitous pic of Schmoop such as this:
And still keep my chicken in check…Of course, having a strong hand helps to keep a firm choke hold on said chicken.
Well that’s it folks. That’s all I have. Oh, wait…One more thing.
When I stopped in work the other day to pick up some beer, I tried to video our illustrious boss singing his favorite Chinese nursery rhyme.
It’s a short ditty that starts out: Ching Chong Chinaman sittin’ on a fence, tryin’ to make a dollar out of fifteen cents…
We tried several takes, but he could never spit it out. I saved one of the 3,000 attempts of Drive-By Mike trying to sing it, as Pizza Bill and I looked on.
Don’t you wish your boss was like Mike? Sure you do.
Enjoy your Saturday all.
Cheers!!
33 comments:
I would like to watch your video's but i could not view the last two for some reason.
Dorothy
Dorothy: Huh...I don't know what the problem could be. That blows. You could always try my You Tube link on the left sidebar and see if you can see them there.
One other thing...Smack that husband of yours upside the head for me. Just because. Cheers!!
hava hava hava . . .
Bwahahahaha
How much product did you two sample before shooting that video?
HAH! Jeff asked just what I was gonna ask, namely how many times the two of you had been through the drive thru!
I remember some of the risky business that we got up to as teenagers. If the Ohio legislators would just think back to their own youth they would know how silly they are being. By giving this value they are making it more important than it is. Not to say that this isn't important just that if they make it forbidden then it gets to be more fun. Do the effing math legislators, jeesh!
Jeff: The sad (and funny) thing about this is that we were all sober. Well, Mike and Pizza Bill were anyway. Cheers!!
Starr: Ha. Zero...They were working and it was only noon. Cheers!!
Michele: I agree with you completely. The thing is, when they start legislation like this it shows how much "they care about your cheeeeeeldren." It's such a joke. Cheers Michele!!
I have grave concern over the fly swatters. All I could think about were the fly guts just inches from Mikes face. Now that is disconcerting.
Dana: They're doubling as Oriental fans. He's very detailed when performing on camera. Cheers!!
Two things:
First Happy Birthday to Schmoop!
Hope you had a GREAT birthday!
Second, Matt, thanks os much for going over to MIke's blog ans saying hi...You and Sage were the first two over there to welcome him and to me this just shows what a great guy you are. Thanks so much! xox
Hope: She is still having a good time, in spite of her basement flooding, and thanks. And no problem on the other, I hope your buddy's site goes well. Cheers Sexy One!!
Look, somebody has to keep women in line and make sure they aren't having too much fun and ESPECIALLY make sure they aren't doing anything sexual. And that somebody is going to have to be the middle aged men of the Ohio legislature. Who else could do it?
That pic of Schmoop is now my desktop background. hehe ;-)
Jay: Ha. The funny thing is that those guys "protecting" are kids are probably bangin' 100 dollar an hour hookers.
Schmoop is aroused that you are downloading her, and she wants to know if you were wearing your Viking helmet when you did so. That thought makes her hot. Cheers Jay!!
...I like a good Chinaman song...
Phfrankie: I do too. It's a shame he couldn't spit it out. When it comes to the cinematic arts, I simply cannot work with that man. Cheers P-Man!!
The video is hysterical, it should be illegal to have that much fun at work while being paid!
Sexting is the new rave among the youth. They are immature and impulsive and do not think about the consequences of their actions so the authorities want to get involved and I am sure they will make things so much better. In the old days having to go print pictures and put them in the mail at least gave a person time to really think about what they were doing. Remeber how it was, you would get a picture in the mail and it meant so much more than the new way via phone or internet. Don't ya miss the good old fashioned days?
Snugs: As long as we do our job well, we can have as much fun as we want...I know...what a novel concept.
As for the other...Technology, like anything, has its plusses and minuses. It may induce some impulses, but it also allows for near real time contact with friends and family. And much more inexpensively than long distance phone calls.
These kids are being kids...I am not saying it is what they should do, but hell, given their ages, it is far from being out of the ordianry, let alone something that needs to legislated.
If "sexting" is the worst thing a teen does in those precarious years, I think they are ahead of the game. Cheers Snugs!!
I agree, we expect a certain amount of this behavior from kids cuz they don't know any better; their filter are not completely formed. BTW your teen sex memories really make me think that you are Scott Oliver (the great love of my teenage years) not the great Matt Man cuz you recalled it exactly the way it was. Wonder if he ever figured out how to make his mate purr. What age were you when you finally got your groove on?
Snugs: When I was 22 I hooked up with a 36 year old chick who told me, "Don't ever stop doing what you do, baby" But...
It wasn't until I was 35 that I found a woman who really lit my fire. And needless to say, I'm still with her. Cheers Snugs!!
you are so funny, have a great weekend!
Starr: Your comment leads me to one of my points that I failed to make. The stupidness aside...
If "Kids all over this country are doing this" why don't we see more examples?
Hell, any kid who got a naked picture of his gf or bf would be sharing it with the world, and yet, the incidents of this are really miniscule. And yet, small thinkers, wanna make a big deal of it. Cheers!!
Snugs: You do the same...Cheers Snugs!!
Actually they are not as rare as you think they are. But most parents are not gonna hear about it. My kid has personally seen 3 such pictures. But the idiots in question are thrilled at the attention.
The ones we hear about our those who off themselves over it. If you get a change, I highly recommend you watch the documentary American Teen. And do it with Ryno. You might be surprised what you find out about the world he lives in outside of home.
chance not change. Must get coffee............
Starr: No need...we both know what the world holds, and he and I talk about it all the time. He has already, at the age of 14, without parental impetus, ditched friends who he felt were doing the "wrong things". He may be a slacker in school at times, but he isn't stupid. Cheers Starr!!
Yup mine too. She is the Ferris Bueller of her school. Literally gets along with all the cliques. We had a change over in the BFF circle early this year.
She used to be friends with the school bully. Who then tried that on her. Steph was most surprised when she threatened to punk Kidlet and Kidlet walked right the heck into her personal bubble and said "Do it."
That led to a whole rumor session involving such fun topics as rape and numerous chats with the administration of her school and me flat out telling her former BFFs that
1. I am not a nice person,
2. I can't stand kids other than my own and
3. I would fuck her world sideways if she did not shut her mouth.
Since parental involvement with HER parentals did no good I went to the source.
Apparently I am hella scary cause the talk stopped.
But the number of kids with parents out there who think being involved means buying them an iPhone and have raised kids worthy of Lord of the Flies is staggering.
Starr: Well, there are more than a few parents who just blow. Cheers!!
Three words....
Phone number please....
:o)
Cheesy: For me, Mike, or, Schmoop? Cheers!!
I am not picky.. lol
Cheesy: Ha. I like your mind. Cheers Cheesy!!
I'm with Star.
No one fucks with me or mine.
the video laughter is contagious.
so the ohio law will only pertain to teenagers? not adults right?
Kat: I agree as well. Yes it pertains to minors. I haven't seen the entire bill yet. And man, the laughter was infectious that day. We were crying. Cheers Kat!!
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