Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hi There!

Just a brief note to let you know we are looking (and effing praying) for a Saturday release.

He is so ready to come home, take a real shower, and sleep without all the interuptions, and beeping noises. Oh my dear LORD the fucking BEEPING!!! Why, oh why must everything beep!!

Also, he needs real food. The hospital menu looks good on paper, and the people that work there are really, really nice, but..........nuff said

Also, I've warned him, if he doesn't get home soon, and I do mean soon, there will be no more Krispy Kreme chocolate cream filled donuts left. Oh who am I kidding, there won't be any.

So there you have it. Sorry no wit. I are tired, and brain dead.

Oh my God, Katie Couric is on the telly, and I just now noticed. Arrrgggggghhhh!!! Must change channel.

43 comments:

snugs said...

You deserve the Krispy Kreme's! Glad he is getting better..

Michele said...

Matt shouldn't be eating Krispy Kremes anyway so do him a service and eat it for him.

Good to hear that Saturday may be release day. Will keep my fingers crossed.

Beth said...

Snugs: Good thing I deserve them, coz they're almost gone!!! Damn you Krispy Kreme, damn you. Thanks hon!!

Beth said...

Michele: You are right my dear. Should I eat all of the really, really big candy bars too??? (Say yes) Thanks!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I am quite sure I detected just a itty bitty teensy weensy morsel of the elusive "wit"!...whatever it was, I am thankful for the update...Sweet Jesus, the beeping...

Beth said...

Phfrankie: Ha! Thanks! Oh dear, you would not believe the noises. I didn't even mention the smell of the whole place! Now I'm watching Super Nanny...Help me.

Jay said...

After the week he's put you through I don't think you should leave any Krispy Kremes for him at all. ;-)

katherine. said...

leave him no yummy treats....he shouldn't have let it go so far as to put his ass in the hospital for a week.

(glad to hear he might be home soon)

Cinnamon Girl said...

Glad to hear he is going to be sprung soon!

Scott Oglesby said...

Holy shit, they have Krispy Kreme chocolate ice cream filled donuts now? Damn, I gotta move back to the US. And start smoking weed.

I hope for both of your sakes that he does get released on Saturday. I’m sick too, but I’m NOT all tough guy about it. I’m more like a pissed off, whiny pre-adolescent girl. I wish someone would just take me to the hospital. But my wife doesn’t love me enough. Just because I don’t have a high fever doesn’t mean I’m not dying!

Give Matt my love, and well wishes!!

Dana said...

What?? They don't serve spam and fried bologna in the hospital?? Clearly he should have checked in to a West Virginia hospital - better food!

Beth said...

Jay: I concur. I have three left, want one?

Kat: Well I have to leave him the large Hershey's dark chocolate candy bar. Dark chocolate was made by Satan!

Starr: Yes, hopefully. Then maybe he won't be so damn grumpy!!

Beth said...

Scott: Ha! Yes come back to civilization where the the goats don't roam the streets! How ironic that you're sick now, I seem to have picked up a effin cold!! I'll send him your him your well wishes.

Dana: Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, no spam or fried bologna. I guess the food is pretty dreadful. At least in West By God he'd get moonshine, probably in his IV!!

Lu' said...

Schmoop bring him in something nummy to eat. He doesn't have to eat the hospital swill. I can only imagine how skinny he is now.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...yeah, smuggle in a side of beef, a pony keg of grog, and a ten pound bag of spuds!...

desert rat said...

Totally, finish off the Krispy Kreme AND go for the Big Candy Bars! Absolutely! Glad he'll be back home to annoy you soon!

Ken said...

You really are a trooper to keep his blog going.

Cheesy said...

Shit oh dear I am away from my blogs favs a bit and the world falls apart... GET BETTER ASSHAT!

Dianne said...

you deserve the Krispy Kreme's and so much more!!

I'm crossing my fingers for him to come home tomorrow

Marilyn said...

Take care of yourself. He'll be home before you know it and spoiled by all that care and attention from good-looking strangers.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

eat the donuts...

real food...Spam is real food?

fourdinners said...

BEEP!!!!

As I've only recently discoverd him tell him to get his arse back and start blogging!!!!

Not that I don't like reading you of course...;-)

Beth said...

Lu: Actually he does have to eat the hospial swill, I can't bring him anything. I would imagine he's lost about ten pounds or more.

Phfrankie: I've got your number mister! I was told he needed to get out because I was eating all the donuts??!! Umm Hmm.

Desert: I would,but that's a lot of chocolate even for me!!

Beth said...

Mick: I try my man, I try.

Cheesy: Honey you have enough to deal with, don't worry, he'll be fine. Much love!

Diane: Thanks hon, but we still don't know. This sucks! Hope you are well.

Beth said...

Marilyn: I hope he got spoiled enough, coz babe I ain't doin it!! Ok, yes I will...

Vinny: I will eat the donuts, but dude, how can you say that SPAM is not real food?? Come up here and make me a lasagna. Mmmm... lasagna.

katherine. said...

just checkin' to see if they sprung your boy...

Jay said...

So is he home yet?

Beth said...

Jay and Kat: NO! He's still in. No new word. I'm thinking maybe tomorrow. Sorry about the update, but there isn't one. Is the fact that I am now listening to the music from Delivernce a clue??? God I hope not!! Let you know, when I know.

Red Green is Blue said...

I'm being patient....it's been a week without the Matt-man of Bagwine.

Marilyn said...

If we're all impatient then you have to be climbing the walls. I'll keep my eyes crossed for tomorrow.

snugs said...

Oh wow, I am so sorry. I just got done with my night of Halloween chili and cornbread and tricks n treats and thought to my self, go check and see how Matt Man is doing back home...I know you are anxious to get him home as we all are to hear from the little toot too. But sometimes those dr's and nurses know their stuff too, so you both just hang in there a little while longer...(and he better not dare smoke again!!)

Jay said...

Dang it sucks that he's not home yet. Hope he goes home tomorrow. You know they're ready to get rid of him.

Tell him I'll make sure he fields a full team in fantasy football tomorrow.

Kimmie said...

Sorry to hear that Matt has been ill. Prayers that he will able to come home tomorrow and continue healing in the comfort of his own home. Sending hugs to both of you.

Jeff B said...

Joining the ranks of the wonders. Wondering how he's doing and all.

Personally, I think he's just staying in in hopes that one of those Candy Strippers will give him a sponge bath.

Beth said...

Mick: So what am I?? Chopped liver???

Marilyn: I am climbing the walls, and drinking heavily!!

Snugs: Mmmm, chili and cornbread...We're hoping for today, but I just don't know.

Beth said...

Jay: Yea it blows, and I will let him know about the feetball!! Thanks.

Kimmie: Thank you. All prayers are welcome.

Jeff: Hi!! He's doing so much better, if they'd just let him OUT! Thanks.

Beth said...

I will let you all know when there is news, thanks.

mic said...

I like chopped liver!

Beth said...

Mick: Good thing, cause it looks like you may be stuck with me for awhile!!

Marilyn said...

Does that mean he can't come home today either? I am so sorry.

Beth said...

Marilyn: I just don't know...we have hope. Thanks.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...chopped liver or no, I want Matt-Man back!...

katherine. said...

he's gettin' so bored...pretty soon he will become such a pain in the patootie they will BEG him to leave