Thursday, February 25, 2010

Get Well Soon Or Something

Schmoop stayed home today because she was "sick".

An hour ago I had sex with her.

Does that mean I am destined to actually come down with "something" or should I just pretend that I have gonorrheah?

Cheers!!

4 comments:

bobbybegood1 said...

Geez, dude, are you that freaking hard up? Rule #1 - Do Not make sick wifey have sex with you. Now go buy her some flowers -- that's an order! Hahahahahahaha. Cheers Matt!!

DILLIGAF said...

Sick Sex???

Tell us more!!!!

Inquiring minds and all that!!..;-)

Get well soon Schmoop!!

David said...

Uhmmm...I don't think people stay home on a sick day for gonorrhea - do they??

I trust an injection of that ultra-special Matt-Man sauce will heal her. Hope she is well soonest.

Lu' said...

I say pretend you are going to be fine but keep the number for the Dr. handy :) Unless what she has is woman sick and then you being all man will be just fine.