Geez, dude, are you that freaking hard up? Rule #1 - Do Not make sick wifey have sex with you. Now go buy her some flowers -- that's an order! Hahahahahahaha. Cheers Matt!!
Sick Sex???Tell us more!!!!Inquiring minds and all that!!..;-)Get well soon Schmoop!!
Uhmmm...I don't think people stay home on a sick day for gonorrhea - do they??I trust an injection of that ultra-special Matt-Man sauce will heal her. Hope she is well soonest.
Get well soon, Schmoop. And, kick that horny bastard out of your bed. At least until you feel better.
I say pretend you are going to be fine but keep the number for the Dr. handy :) Unless what she has is woman sick and then you being all man will be just fine.
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