Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St. Patrick's Day From Bagwine...Can't Touch This

In spite of my Irish eyes smiling, and in order to appease Schmoop when she gets home...

I have marinated steaks, vacuumed, sprayed Febreeze all over the fricking place and cleaned the living room windows.

Ha!!

Let's see another St. Patty's Day partier do that...Uh-Huh!!

Tell me ya love me Schmoop...C'mon tell me!! Jesus what do I have to do!?


Now...Back to drinking, listening to music, and acting being the fool.

Cheers!!

10 comments:

Beth said...

I love you. Now get back to work!!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: I'm done now 'cause I'm about petered out and I wanna be sure to save some peter left for you tonight. In addition to beer and smokes, bring me home a NOS...Please? Cheers Schmoop!!

Beth said...

Ha! Ok, see ya soonly!!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: 10-4 Sexy, and please quit using "Beth", I just can't call you that. You'll always be Schmoop to me. Cheers Beth, um..Schmoop...um...oh fuck it!!

Marilyn said...

Will you marry me?--- just kidding. Honest.

Matt-Man said...

Marilyn: Ha. Sure, but someone already beat me to it. Good to see ya Marilyn. Cheers!!

Jay said...

Hey Schmoop! I would have done everything Matt-Man did PLUS I would have cleaned the bathroom. I'm just sayin' babe. ;-) LOL

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha...Damn You, Cuz. Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

HEY!!! Get a room!!!!

Mike said...

HEY!!! I just thought of something. Green food coloring. Previous thought from previous post. And an old tradition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Weenie