Hopefully, my 11-7 shift at the Beer Mine today will be full of beautiful views of boob sweat.
Even if my stint at work is devoid of clammy cleavage, I at least hope that my day will be better than it was yesterday.
While typically most of our customers are wonderful people, yesterday was simply chock full of rude.
I don’t know what the problem was, but I came across a gaggle of grumpy people and even a handful of pure assholes.
I hate it when people are mean. I shook my head in befuddlement several times, but the rude continued to ooze through.
Hell, the rudeness was so thick in the air that at one point I looked down at the ground in disgust and even my shadow gave me the finger...
What the fuck is up with that?
Oh well…I pray to the Holy Baby Jeebus that today will bring nothing but smiles, laughter, nice people, and as I said earlier…lotsa boob sweat shots.
Amen, and Amen.
See ya all later tonight. Enjoy your Sunday.
Cheers!!
10 comments:
Maybe there was a full moon last night? How can people be pissy toward the Beer-Man? I personally am always happy knowing I'm about to get my drink on.
Clammy cleavage...you kill me!
Chick: Exactly. Here I am, providing a much needed service, and what do I get? Heartache, that's what. As for the clammy cleavage?
I do so like alliteration...and cleavage. Cheers Chick!!
There are just some people I'm never rude to - the guy who cleans out the port-a-potties, my OB/GYN and anyone who brings beer to my car.
Hello?? There are just some social courtesies EVERYONE should adhere to!
Maybe you were just being more sensitive yesterday. You do have a sensitive side .... don't you? Somewhere. Deep deep deeeeep down.
I hope today goes better for you.
I hate it when my shadow flips me off..
Dana: Damn right. The nerve of these people. Bastards. Cheers Dana!!
Mike: I do have a space for sensitivity but it's always full of skeletons. Cheers Mike!!
Michele: Actually Michele, it went quite well. Lots of smiling people. Cheers Michele!!
Dingo: Is that fucking rude or what? I peed on on my shadow for doing such a thing to me. Cheers Doll!!
David: Hee. Cheers David!!
You should open a few beers, piss in em, reseal them, the sell them to those types.
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