Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Christine O'Donnell Wins Delaware Republican U.S. Senate Primary...Common Sense Loses

Well it’s official…Christine O’Donnell has won the Republican Primary for U.S. Senator from Delaware.

The Bible beatin’, don’t you dare masturbate, Tea Party Express and Sarah Palin endorsed moron defeated long time Republican congressman Mike Castle in Tuesday’s Senate primary.

Along with Senate candidates Joe Miller (R-AK) and Sharron Angle (R-NV) she is now the third corner of the, Tri-Cornered Tea Party Hat of Stupidity.

Oh Dear God, what has this country wrought? Come January, these three unqualified boneheads could actually being standing on the Senate floor!! Legislating!!

Wow…just…fucking…wow!!

Much like Obama has allowed the far left-wing of the Democratic party to hijack his agenda and common sense, the GOP is getting hijacked by far-right wing ass clowns.

Political moderation, informed debate, and the era of greatness within the halls of Congress have long passed.

The political lines are now drawn so acutely, that there is no room for moderation, for compromise, for intellectual thought.

Political ideologies are fast becoming two camps with a “my way or the highway” mindset. It’s sad, and Rep. Mike Castle in my thinking has become the poster child for that.

You see, Castle during his nine term run in Congress earned a 56 rating from the American Conservative Union. The scale goes from 0 (The Devil) to 100 (Praise Jeebus, He’s One of Ours!!).

Castle’s rating seems to indicate he’s played it nearly right down the middle over 18 years. Well folks, some people don’t like that. It’s Heresy!!

He’s a man without a party and Tuesday night he paid for it with his political career.

His down the middle, debate and compromise career of public service has been truncated by a lying, hyper-ideological, pool of puke, and blunt force to the head damaged chick named Christine O’Donnell.

O’Donnell won. Extreme ideology won. Common sense lost.

Party labels have become more important than what is best for the country. I have a suggestion as to how fix this increasingly obvious problem.

We ban political parties. Just as with many local offices and judgeship elections, ALL elections will be non-partisan.

No D, R, Green, Libertarian, etc, ad infinitum will appear next to any candidate’s name on any ballot.


Each and every candidate will be on his or her own and will have to win based on their platforms and ideas.

I like this idea for two reasons…One, candidates will have to actually have ideas and communicate to the electorate!! And two?

I would love to go to the polls and watch the heads of voters assplode when they break out into in a sweat and scream…

“Hey!! There’s no D or R next to the names. How do I know who to vote for!? Oh the Humanity!!”

Ha…The D and the R make life so easy. One need not think for themselves when they have the D and R to fall back on.

Voters might actually have to shut off Olbermann, Maddow, Hannity, and Limbaugh and think for themselves if this plan was implemented.

What a fucking shame, but it just might put this nation back on track and restore greatness and meaning to the phrase, American Statesman.

If this trend of electing ideological morons continues, our country will be on a path of crash and burn.

If these three jokers who I mentioned are elected, America will be on flight to nowhere… or worse.

It would be like me getting on airplane sitting next to some dude who looks like Payne Stewart and hearing:

“Welcome to American Flight 93, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Captain Earhart and I hope you enjoy your time on board. Our in-flight movie today is The Buddy Holly Story. Fasten your Seatbelts!!”

Cheers!!

33 comments:

Jay said...

This woman is just freaking crazy. I can't believe that she has any chance of actually winning. That's the scariest thought I've had in a while.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: She DOES have a chance of winning. THAT'S what scares me. She truly is a moron. Oh Dear God!! Oy!! Cheers Jay!!

CC said...

something's gotta give...

Mike said...

You forgot to put her informative website here so people can learn all about her.

http://christine2010.com/

Fixed!!

Andy said...

I just broke out the wood burning stove and my musket. Gonna get me some rabbit for bfast. Back to basics I say.

Andy said...

oh yea, and keep government out of my way, and keep government out of my pocket and out of the bedroom, and it doesn't work that wayyyy.

Read David Brooks this week. Excellent angle on this.

betty said...

I like your idea, but you need to extend it a bit. No campaign contributions allowed. The candidates would be allowed a certain amount of money by the gubbmint, which would have to be paid back in a reasonable length of time, win or lose, after the election. And, that's all the money they can spend. Also, there would be no campaigning until six or eight weeks before the various elections.

Oh, I have a lot of ideas, so don't get me started. lol

Matt-Man said...

CC: Something already did. The minds of more than a few. Cheers CC!!

Mike: How does a moron like her get to this point? Oh, I know...people are fucking stupid!! Cheers Mike!!

Andy: I shall read him and in the meantime, buy your survival seeds, and start hoarding gold. The Tribulation is a comin'. Cheers Anj!!

Andy said...

I'll be prayin for ya brother. I just took by tube of KY back to CVS cause, well, aint natural. And I just planted an herbal garden, cause, well, I heard there is an herb to grow my hair back. And, my kids are sick so we'll pray.

Matt-Man said...

Betty: I don't mind private contributions, but let's say the limit is, fifty dollars per person, and no PACs, no corporate contributions, no nothing other than a maximum of 50 bucks from any individual who wants to give.

If they had to raise money that way, that would be one more way they would have to state their position and convince people.

Thanks for chiming in, and Cheers Betty!!

Matt-Man said...

Andy: Want me to get a hold of Palin and send her by your place? She's an all-anointing, healing kinda gal. Cheers Anj!!

Andy said...

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN1511697920100915

There may be hope.

Matt-Man said...

Andy: Yeah, I know that train of thought and yes, some Dems like Reid have more of a chance running against these morons than they did otherwise, but I don't know. Cheers Anj!!

Jeff B said...

Henceforth, I shall declare Christine O'Donnell's name to be forever be known as Peggy Sue!

Matt-Man said...

Jeff: Ha. Very good as always, Jeff. Cheers!!

Raquel's World said...

Good plan...dropping the D & R. Never gave it much thought but unfortunately when I vote and come to a candidate that I don't know. I just roll with the D.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: I would do the same or in most instances, if I didn't know either candidate even with party designation next to their names, I would just leave that particualr vote blank. Cheers Sexy!! Ha!! Two days in a row with the sexy!!

Micky-T said...

Jay's comment is exactly how I felt after a week of reading up on, "Who the fuck is Sarah Palin?"

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Don't fret too much, yet. Have faith as I do that at least 50.01% of voters in Delaware will, in November, have a modicum of common sense left. Cheers Mick!!

MysteryChick said...

I love the idea of no more political parties and limits on campaign contributions!

I'd rather have an internal exam than vote these days.

Charlene said...

I'm trying to tippy toe around the "idiot" adjective because after all the Republicans in Kentucky elected Rand Paul for Senator to to run to replace the other idiot Senator Jim Bunning!

If any of these "special" Republicans are elected, my only laughs will be listening to them speak on the floor of the Congress and Senate.

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Ha...And I would be more than willing to perform said exam on you. Cheers Chick!!

Charlene: Oh I feel for you. Rand "Fucking" Paul will be replacing Jim "Pycho Babble" Bunning; we just can't win, can we? Cheers Charlene!!

Dianne said...

our town voted for a Tea Partier in the Repug primary
she's a little troll doll that loves to say the waor socialist with a Cindy Brady lisp

good times!!

I shall feature the little crazy soon on the blog
I'm just doing some research on her

Imagine that!! independant research on a candidate!

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Ha...Lisps are kinda cute and so is O'Donnell's mouth. If only she would use it for good and not try to wax politically. Cheers Sexy!!

Joker_SATX said...

First off, I completely resent the fact that you call these three Jokers. They will have to work extremely hard to get to one tenth of the shenanigans I pull.

And Matt, I have a sincere feeling that there is an upset waiting to happen. I have a feeling that someone is going to come in an run on (not an independent...we don't like that word) but a Non_Partisan ticket and rock the established order. I think this is just the calm before the storm. Sure, there are a few more calamities that have to befall us but I kinda see where this is going. The pendulum has to hit both ends before it starts to sway a bit more towards the middle.....

Matt-Man said...

Joker: I would almost like to agree with you, but the pendulum only swings one way or another right now. And you know why?

Because Americans are comfortable with labels. It makes life easy. It makes life make sense and gives them someone to adore or hate.

Politicians are not the problem when you get to the root of this. Intellectually lazy Americans are the root of this problem.

Cheers Joker!!

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

This woman is certifiable but then again there are millions like her. (beck, nutso palin)

I am moving to Canada.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

p.s. I just heard her spiel on masterbation. guess she wants to put a stop to that as well.

Good luck on that agenda.

Matt-Man said...

Peg: No one, and I mean no one, could EVER stop me from wankin' my yank. Thanks for the comment, and Cheers!!

Michele said...

Hey Matt, buddy, tell us what you really think.

You are so right in so many ways I just can't find them all.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Ha..I'm glad someone noticed. These people are idiots. Dammit, I miss greatness Michele. Cheers!!

Dana said...

GAHHHHHH!

That is all ...

Matt-Man said...

Dana; That sums it up pretty well. Cheers Dana!!