Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Frankie Valli Blows...and So Does Drive-By Mikey!!

Feels like a good time for some Tuuuuuuesday Stream of Consciousness…

Oh what a night, late December back in ‘63. Auuugh!!

It never fails…

When I work with Drive-By Mikey at the Beer Mine on Mondays and Tuesdays…by 10:05 AM he starts singin’ a song and it’s stuck in mind head when I get home at 9:15 PM!!

It was an uneventful day at the Mine, but two of my fave chick customers came through, including my new Tyra Banks looking babe.

This mocha-cheena babe has the hots for me. Of course, if she ever read the Kwanzaa post I did last December, I think she’d change her mind.

My cat is laying on the floor next to me with her head resting on my mic headset. She’s odd, but cute. Kinda like yours truly.

What a very special time for me…cause I remember, what a night!! Doo-Doo-Doo. Fuckin’ Frankie Valli. Dago Bastard!!

Ima gonna shave my head Wednesday. Anyone wanna oil it when I’m done? Maybe I’ll have the mocha-cheena babe oil it up if she comes through on Thursday night.

I think Newt Gingrich has lost his fucking mind. He says that Obama suffers from Kenyan Anti-Colonialism. I think Newt suffers from penis and Palin envy.

I’m drinking a 24 ounce Labatts as I type thi--I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder…spinnin’ my head around and takin’ my body under…Fucking Mikey!!

There’s a bug crawling on the wall…hold on…Got him. Got another 11 hour shift today. My feet are howling. Mikey is such a slave driver!!

Actually not, but I have a bone to pick with him, or more accurately, his wife. She’s a great cook and Mike brings leftovers in all the time.

Holy Shit…It’s all good and I eat it all. I regularly worked in 90 degree heat this summer at the Mine and still gained weight.

Holy Cow, I need a smoke…Mmmmmmmm…What a lady, what a nighhhht. Must…make…it…stop!!

Ha!! I just saw a commercial for a local hearing aid company. Their phone number is 1-866-GOT-EARS. That’s some funny shit right there, boy.

Okay…enough of this stream. I need to save some for our radio show on Sunday, however, there is one last bit of business.

Ladies and Gentlemen…Time for another installment of, “Our Moment of Mexican Merriment with Luis!!”

The back of Luis' truck full of ice as he backed in…

And here is the back of his truck as he pulled out to go to his next stop…

Ha!! Actually Luis caught me this time and took a picture of me, but…

In the name of Mexican-American relations, he went ahead and left the sign on the back until his next stop.

Luis is such a buen huevo and funny fuck like that.

10-9 again today, so I shall catch you all later.

Cheers!!

19 comments:

Jay said...

You're not a Frankie Valli fan? Damn. I love those guys. I was going to suggest we play some of their music on the show. ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Jay: I'll tell ya what...You can add forcing me to listen to them if I lose the Football picks contest. Ouch!! Cheers Funny Man!!

Average Chick said...

Shavin the head huh? You better post some pics...

I hear ya about the cooking. I've been cooking at home way too much. Though it is nice to see hubby getting a little fluffier! Hate to get fatter alone.

I swear I look forward to Monday to see what sign you put up this week. He's such a good sport for playing along!

Matt-Man said...

AC: I shall do so. I always do when I shave it. And Ha...How does one gain weight during a hot summer? I managaed to. But man, the chick can cook. Cheers AC!!

David said...

So I guess this means you are not going to see The Jersey Boys when the touring company hits Bagwine?

So he is a Kenyan-American - bfd. And anti-colonialism....wtf - since when is that a bad thing?

Mike said...

You're going to have to come up with a new sign placement trick. Like crawling on top of the truck, putting the sign on while he's pulling away, then jumping off. Take video this time.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Yeah, I know and I knew it was amatter of time. I shall re-assess. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

David: How the hell did I miss your comment? Anyhoo...If they come to Bagwine, I will drop kick Snookie and smack up the Situation. Yeah...I said that. Cheers David!!

David said...

Uhmmm....I meant the broadway play about the life of Frankie Valli, not the cast of "The Jersey Shore" tv show.

Matt-Man said...

David: Ha. That's funny. Not that I didn't know what you were talking about, but the fact that you are so hip to Broadway shows. Uh-Huh. You have a poster of Tommy Tune on your bedroom ceiling, dontcha? Cheers David!!

Raquel's World said...

With all the other stuff, I just love seeing that happy lil mexican getting some air time on your blog!

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha. Little? The dude could kick my ass twice over if he didn't have a sense of humor. Cheers Sexy!!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

The Evil Twin has been bald since 1992 (he has a baldness pattern and refuses the "wrap around" or "penis ring o' hair".) Did you just call Luis a good egg?

Raquel's World said...

Well, its about damn time. I noticed you had refereed to other women who comment as sexy but never me?? WTF Even though I got that awesome shout out a while back. I was beginning to get a complex. All better now. You are free to make someone else's day!

David said...

I see maybe one Broadway show a year so hardly an expert but I did have to take down my Tiny Tim tulip tip toeing poster to put up my Hugh Jackman poster. hehe

But they are not on the ceiling - I don't like covering the mirrors.

Michele said...

You killed the bug? You bug killer, you.

Hope you had a great day at the mine.

Dana said...

Frankie Valli Blows...and So Does Drive-By Mikey!!

That explains your relationship a little better!

And Luis?? Ha! What a great guy!

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha. Well, it's all in the timing. And today you were just making me HOT!! Cheers Roc!!

David: Ha. Freak!! Cheers David!!

Michele: It wasn't too awful and I am off today so all is well. Cheers Michele!!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: I only know Luis from the Mine, but yeah, he seems like a pretty damn good guy. Cheers Dana!!