Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Birthdays and Gregorian Bullshit

Ahhhhh I like Tuesdays. You know why?

Tuesdays are my Friday. This Tuesday is especially um, special, because...

Today marks the birthday of Bagwine Ruminations' and I’m With Stupid’s fave, over-the top, madcap, human ball of excitement, Mike.

That’s right. Dour Mike will be celebrating a birthday today, and I would be remiss if I didn’t mention it.

If you’d like to wish the old boy a special day, please pop on over to his site by clicking HERE.

Please be advised to do it early in the day because…

I bet Madman Mike and his hilarious wife will be gettin’ jiggy with it later today.

I’m sure the Dynamic Duo will be hitting the Early Bird Special for the minute steak, crisp salad, and Jell-O combo, and then head to who knows where for a rousing game of bingo or trivia!!

Anyhoo…Happy Birthday Mike. I hope your heart can stand the excitement of it all!!

I really don’t have anything other than that for today, after all...

Today is November 30th. WTF is that? I mean other than Mike’s B-Day, it’s like one of the most irrelevant dates of the year. Any given year.

I think that after Thanksgiving, the calendar should jump directly to December 1st so we can get into the spirit of the upcoming holidays.

Why should we have to experience that week long or so lull in the action that takes place between Thanksgiving and the merry month of December every year?

We shouldn’t have to. It’s not right…I demand changes. And…

That’s all I gots to say about that. But...There is a new I'm with Stupid promo for your enjoyment:



(click where it says, twaud.io)

Enjoy your Tuesday as I enjoy my Friday, and as always…


Cheers!!

17 comments:

Jay said...

I just hope that St. Louis is prepared for Mike and Mrs Mike Tuesday night. They're pretty wild.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Cars will be turned over and set on fire. Shots will be fired. Documents will be shredded. It's gonna be ugly. Cheers Jay!!

stevenadamswv.com said...

I'm confused by the promo...it makes me...wanna do something...brb

Matt-Man said...

Steven: Doesn't it though? I think it was Jay that did the female voice as well as his own. Cheers Steven!!

Mike said...

How did you find out about my birt.... wait, now I remember. There was singing wasn't there? Lots of singing. I almost put it out of my mind but it came back!

And today, your Friday? Today is my Saturday. As is the next day and the next and so on. When you're retired EVERY day is Saturday.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: I'm With Stupid elicits every secret known to man. And since you are retired, not only is every day Saturday...Every day is your Birthday!! Happy B-Day, Mike. Cheers!!

Doc said...

Happy Birthday Mike!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Happy Birthday to Mike and Happy Anniversary to the blog. :-)

Raquel's World said...

Hey good idea...let's skip the last week of November. You are right, it kinda sucks. You are all stuffed and fat and the week seems to drag on like forever. Hell, I'm with skipping December entirely as well. We could all save some well needed cash.

Matt-Man said...

Doc: Mike is such a wild guy. Cheers Doc!!

Evil: No blog anniversary, but I;m sure Mikey-Boy appreciates your well-wishes. Cheers ETW!!

Raquel: I can't go along with ya on skipping December. I do so love Christmas. Cheers Roc!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Shame on you! One should not disrespect the Sacred and Venerable Holiday of December Eve, celebrated by the common folks on the island of Phfluud, in the Sea of Cdhgzzzvn.

I thought you knew that.

Matt-Man said...

P-Man: The Isle of Pfluud? Isn't that where Lewis Carroll was when he wrote Jabberwocky? Cheers P-Man!!

Knight said...

I guess I'll watch the news to see what sort of disaster happens in St. Louis today due to the heavy partying. I'm just glad I'll be far away when the locusts come.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: It can only be disasterous, but knowing the day in, day out carnage that takes place there and the ilk of its citizens, will anyone notice? Cheers Knight!!

Mike said...

If we got rid of the last week in November I'd quit getting older, right?

Matt-Man said...

Mike: See? Just another good reason to dump the day. Cheers Mike!!

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