High of 35 today. M’eh. Not bad, but it’s windy, so the Beer Mine is going to be a bit cold.
Hopefully some hot chick will want to warm me up in the cooler. Cooler sex is HOT!! At least I think it would be.
Anyhoo…
Jayman and I kicked off the holiday season of hilarity last night on I’m With Stupid. If you missed it, which most of America did, you can catch the show here:
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And there you have it. That’s all I gots. There isn’t any more. Eh, for a couple of reasons I’m in a pissy mood.
I don’t like being in a pissy mood. Being in a pissy mood, pisses me off, and let me tell ya…
Walking around in my own urine really pisses me off.
It’s an evil cycle of liquid ammonia…and pee stains.
Have a wonderful day, Bitches. Think of me as I freeze my balls off and pee all over myself at the Beer Mine all day today.
Cheers!!
8 comments:
Fun show last night. Sorry for the moments of silence, but I was never sure if I was on a short delay or if I was talking in real time with you guys. We'll have to do that again.
It's hard to beleive that Sunday morning drew more listeners. But now you have a better idea of your demographic. Friday night drinkers.
Pissy mood?? Do you need a catheter for that?
Steven: Thanks for calling in. Hell I still have a god awful time talking over people and or hesitating. Cheers and Thanks Steven!!
Mike: I'm kinda surprised as well. About he number of listeners that is, not the demographic. Thanks for chiming in last night. Cheers Mike!!
Dana: Hell NO. Between the copiuos amounts of water I drank today and the cold air, I bet I pissed 50 times. Thanks for calling in. Cheers Dana!!
No worries Matt Man, I have your Depends on order! We will make everything right again...trust me.
Yea, I can’t imagine that working in a giant cooler would be much fun in the wintertime. I’d imagine that doing so with a wet crotch (been there) would make it a whole buncha worse.
Joker: I appreciate but so far, I have remained in control of my bladder. Cheers Joker!!
Scott: Hell Scott, I go into the cooler to warm up. When it's 20 degrees or colder in the Drive-Thru part the 40 degree temp in the cooler part feels like summer. Cheers Scott!!
we at least as a certain waetherman say here in cleveland we don'y have 6"s of partly cloudy.
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