Winter has come to Bagwine…sorta.
High of 35 today. M’eh. Not bad, but it’s windy, so the Beer Mine is going to be a bit cold.
Hopefully some hot chick will want to warm me up in the cooler. Cooler sex is HOT!! At least I think it would be.
Jayman and I kicked off the holiday season of hilarity last night on I’m With Stupid. If you missed it, which most of America did, you can catch the show here:
And there you have it. That’s all I gots. There isn’t any more. Eh, for a couple of reasons I’m in a pissy mood.
I don’t like being in a pissy mood. Being in a pissy mood, pisses me off, and let me tell ya…
Walking around in my own urine really pisses me off.
It’s an evil cycle of liquid ammonia…and pee stains.
Have a wonderful day, Bitches. Think of me as I freeze my balls off and pee all over myself at the Beer Mine all day today.