Sunday, December 05, 2010

Muddy Waters


Is it possible for a person to have the shits for a week?

Why yes...yes it is.

Cheers!!

12 comments:

Micky-T said...

This is the shortest, nastiest post I have seen here in almost three years.

Sit tight Matt...
Don't push it...
Let it flow naturally...
Time will ebb the flow....

Matt-Man said...

Micky: And better yet...See the trash can? It's full of Schmoop's pad packaging. She's losin' it from the hoo-ha and I'm losin' it from my ass.

We have more bodily fluids flowin' in this place than a porn convention. Cheers Mick!!

Anonymous said...

you're gross

Jay said...

That's a pretty fancy toilet you've got there. Very nice shade of green.

Jay said...

I wonder which trailer house that toilet came out of?

Did your landlord find that thing at a pawn shop?

I'm sure it was pretty fancy back in the early 70's though.

Mike said...

I keep tellin' ya. Generic immodium. It should plug you up for days.

Desert Rat said...

Bagels!

(Nice toilet.)

Matt-Man said...

Anony: I take umbrage at that remark!! Cheers!!

Jay: Are you dissin' my throne? Cheers Funny Man!!

Mike: I, as you all know, prefer to go through life, drug free. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Ooooooooo, nice call. I love bagels. Cheers Adorable One!!

Raquel's World said...

Thank you for clearing that up and heres a tip: slow up on the wine and eat some bananas they are "binding".

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Nothing is working. I even had a salad last night. I am at a loss. Cheers Roc!!

Raquel's World said...

FYI- I always heard salads push things along, not slow them down.