This is the shortest, nastiest post I have seen here in almost three years.Sit tight Matt...Don't push it...Let it flow naturally...Time will ebb the flow....
Micky: And better yet...See the trash can? It's full of Schmoop's pad packaging. She's losin' it from the hoo-ha and I'm losin' it from my ass. We have more bodily fluids flowin' in this place than a porn convention. Cheers Mick!!
That's a pretty fancy toilet you've got there. Very nice shade of green.
I wonder which trailer house that toilet came out of? Did your landlord find that thing at a pawn shop? I'm sure it was pretty fancy back in the early 70's though.
I keep tellin' ya. Generic immodium. It should plug you up for days.
Anony: I take umbrage at that remark!! Cheers!!Jay: Are you dissin' my throne? Cheers Funny Man!!Mike: I, as you all know, prefer to go through life, drug free. Cheers Mike!!
Rat: Ooooooooo, nice call. I love bagels. Cheers Adorable One!!
Thank you for clearing that up and heres a tip: slow up on the wine and eat some bananas they are "binding".
Raquel: Nothing is working. I even had a salad last night. I am at a loss. Cheers Roc!!
FYI- I always heard salads push things along, not slow them down.
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