I did something last night that I NEVER do. I tanked on stage.
Don’t get me wrong; I’ve done stand-up in front of hundreds of people before, and haven’t gone over well, but this was different.
I tanked a show and was tanked.
Oh sure, I got the shit done that I was supposed to get done, except one thing…
Be sober at show time.
I was for the first half of the show and then…
I passed out. Holy Shit!! Wow!!
I just wanted to publicly apologize to the listeners we had, and more importantly to my buddy, Jayman.
It was unacceptable, and it will never happen again.
I have often likened myself to Dylan Thomas and too often that resemblance rears its ugly head.
In an odd way, my new found unemployment has given me a gift…the gift of time.
And while I have, over the last couple of days, initially used it as a reason to get drunk, I shant waste it as I seek new employment.
I’ll make things happen, and to reiterate…
I apologize to Jayman, to Schmoop, and to anyone who listened last night.