Don’t tell me that being unemployed is easy. Holy Cow…I am fed up.
For instance, yesterday? I got up at 5 AM, made coffee for Schmoop, did the dishes, and then took a shower.
After that, I tweeted awhile. I returned some comments on my blog. And then…I made the bed.
Today? I will be taking the aforementioned Schmoop to work. I will then drive over to Ryno’s house in order to take him to school, and then come back home.
Once home, I will clean the house, prepare dinner ahead of time, work on tonight’s show, and send out some resumes.
I’m going to fix the coffee pot, take a shower, and then return some phone calls.
I’ll do some writing. Call the ex to make sure all is well. Tweet some more, and then wonder if I will ever work again, as I clean out the cabinets.
There may be dirty clothes, so I got quarters last night in case a load of laundry needs to be done.
My cat will be needy so I’ll have to pet her for awhile, and perhaps clean up her fur ball puke. After taking a nap from my arduous morning, I’ll awake.
After taking another shower, I’ll tidy up the bathroom and get dressed, all the while cursing the lack of respect that I have received for my labors.
I’ll then (as I take out the trash) hop in the car and go pick up my son from school. After dropping him off at home, I will drive to pick up Schmoop from work and bring her and I home safely.
After some inane banter about her rigorous day, I will prepare her evening meal, kiss her on the head after eating, and send her off to bed. All the while complaining to myself that I didn’t get sex.
I will then do the dishes, and say to myself…
“Holy Cow…I have a show to do. How will I ever get this done?”
I will then have a glass of Rose, bitch about it on Twitter, and then take a bubble bath.
Yep…Being unemployed is a rough job, and it makes me realize how rough it is on some of you stay at home moms.
It also makes me realize this…You stay at home moms who bitch? Pfffft….You’re pussies!!
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