Tuesday, March 15, 2011

I Love Joyce Meyer

Y’know?

I have for the last few days been making fun of Joyce Meyer, but let me tell ya.

Joyce Meyer is pretty cool. I have been making fun of her on Twitter, Facebook, and more specifically, here on Bagwine Ruminations. And yet…

She is still my Twitter “friend”.

She still follows me and my philosophical, yet inane tweets. I like that.

You know what I like more?


Some people don’t like my honesty, my sarcasm, my, “no, it is you who are wrong” mentality.

I think Joyce Meyer is a complete crook by misinterpreting the Bible and preying upon donors in order to financially fuel her ministry and herself, and yet I respect her, in a sense, more than many public figures I know.

Why is that you ask?

Because she has not unfollowed me on Twitter!!

Oh sure you say…Because she still feeds your ego Matt-Man, she’s okay…nope, it’s nothing like that.

I have been unfollowed by Joe Scarborough, Leslie Marshall, and yesterday through a Direct Message on Twitter, by the idiot that is Neal Boortz, to name a few.

Joyce Meyer on the other hand, has suffered many sarcastic retorts by me, on Twitter, and yet…

She still follows me. I dig that. In fact…

I want to take Joyce out for dinner, maybe buy her a drink, and perhaps engage in a little kissy face along the beach, should she find me attractive.

We could pretend it’s the Sea of Galilee and the waves are all heartfelt and God sent. Praise Jeebus!!

In all seriousness?

I think Joyce Meyer is a typical evangelical crook, but at least she didn’t, and hasn’t shied away from what she thinks she is doing like the others I mentioned.

It’s a bit sad that other “tough guy” and “tough women” talking heads don’t have the balls that Joyce has.

Amen and Amen…

Cheers!!

13 comments:

Allison M. Dickson said...

Just the fact that you were being followed by Neal Boortz and Joe Scarborough speaks highly of your notoriety. Nicely done. lol

Matt-Man said...

Allie: Well those days were short-lived. The Boortz thing I am most proud of...It lasted less than a day. Cheers Allie!!

Jay said...

I like a woman who doesn't run away like a little wussy like Boortz did. Well done Joyce!

I'm predicting that Keith Olbermann will be the next one to block you.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: I was surprised, but yes, Boortz is a big pussy. I guess unlike me, his ego is fragile. Cheers Jay!!

sybil law said...

I love that you love her sheer balls. :)

Beth said...

I haven't unfollowed you either. What does that say about me???

Matt-Man said...

Sybil: Not only are they sheer, they are sooooo Holy. Cheers Hot Lips!!

Schmoop: It says that you haven't been on Twitter enough for me to offend you. Cheers and Zoooooves!!

Raquel's World said...

You and Joyce.....Match made in heaven. Or impostor heaven.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha. Yeah, I thik it's a match made somewhere way below Heaven. Cheers Roc!!

Mike said...

I'll drive down and talk to her for you.... NOT.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Oh c'mon...you're right there...Tell her I love her. Cheers Mike!!

Michele said...

So since I have not unfollowed you does that make me the balls of Joyce? Why does that sound creepy?

Matt-Man said...

Michele: It matters not what you do or do not do, I will always dig YOU. Cheers Michele!!