Tuesday, March 29, 2011

People Suck

Y’know?
Over the last couple of days, things have not really gone my way, but allow me to say a few things…

Ryno’s mom didn’t want him to come over and record promos for I’m With Stupid, because, well…even though he is almost 17 years old, that would be unsavory.

I expect that, ‘cause while she is a decent mom to Ryno, she’s also a freak who hates black people and thinks her child never cusses.

I cooked for Schmoop the other night, and she blew up in my face and then went to bed without eating.

That kinda hurt, although I must say, because of that, I had fewer dishes to wash, which was nice.

I love people in general, but…

Right now, because of these folks and others, I am in a “Hate People” mode.

That’s all I have right now.

I’ll shout at you later with the details of the upcoming I’m With Stupid shows.

But until I get my self-confident mojo back, I am outta here.

Cheers!!

22 comments:

MysteryChick said...

People most definitely suck Matt-Man, I'm also experiencing some of the same in the last couple of days. Fuck 'em!

Sodapoplv said...

People definitely suck! Don't let them get to ya!

Matt-Man said...

Chick: I am rarely in a totally pissy mood, but tonight is one of those. I usually say "What the Hell", but I can't tonight for some reason. Cheers Gorgeous!!

Soda: I know, and as I said, I usually don't, but tonight, it was a perfect storm. Cheers and Thanks Soda!!

Allison M. Dickson said...

I have PMS, so I really feel ya there.

Matt-Man said...

Allie: Ha...That may be the comment of the week. Cheers Allie!!

sybil law said...

I got to tell my FIL to fuck off, so that put me in a GLORIOUS mood.
Hope you get your happy back soon!
xoxo

Matt-Man said...

Sybil: Ha...That's classic...Damn...You Win!! Cheers and Enjoy Sybil!!

Mike said...

I've know this fact for a long time.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Holy Shit...You made a grammatical error...I'm writing this down. CHeers Mike!!

Jay said...

I'm pretty much in a hate people mode all the time. It allows me to never be disappointed and only be surprised by people in a positive way. Or something like that.

"... she’s also a freak who hates black people and thinks her child never cusses."

For some reason that made me LOL.

Mike said...

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha. I laughed when I wrote that line so I guess we're on the same page. Truth is always so damn funny. Cheers Jay!!

Mike: You are a fucking genius. Cheers Mike!!

You can Call me AL said...

I'm sure somedays I suck. Can't be my normal happy-go-lucky self everyday.

I've often thought I should have been a proctologist. Think about it, you start each day knowing you are going to with assholes.

Hang in there Matt-Man! You're no misanthrope.

Marilyn said...

I guess that's one reason I sometimes crawl into my cave and isolate for long periods of time. Doesn't really help anything though. I hope you feel better soon.

Matt-Man said...

Al: Ha. Thanks. You know what? Most people expect me to be happy-go lucky all the time. It's tiring. Cheers Al!!

Marilyn: I know how you feel, and I must say, it's good to "see" ya, Marilyn. Cheers!!

Joker_SATX said...

Well Matt, then I am kinda glad I just keep to myself in the Asylum. I would hate to be on your hit list.

Here is hoping you get your groove on quick and politely as possible tell all who irk you to go fuck themselves!

Laugh At Joker

Matt-Man said...

Joker: I have no "hit list". I just get tired of being taken for granted...um....yeah I guess that's it. Not so much by Schmoop, but by others. Cheers Joker!!

Knight said...

I'm always just moments from climbing the watchtower.

It's unsavory? Seriously? I've told you time and again, I can legally run off with your son. Letting him do a promo is the least of her problems.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: I rarely get angry, but I am close and dig it...

Ryno's mom still thinks he's 7 years old or something. Hell, he loves that shirt you got him, but he's not allowed to wear it outside the house. Oy!! Cheers Knight!!

Dana said...

I should have read this when it was posted ... would have made sense out of a bunch of nonsensical stuff ...

Hope you're out of this funk soon my friend!

Matt-Man said...

Other than being hugely pissed off at Blogger for turning everything I post into one HUGE FUCKING PARAGRAPH...I'm fine now. Cheers Dana!!

Lu' said...

I tolerate people. Sometimes I need them for stuff. If I didn't I don't think I'd tolerate them as well as I think I do.