Happy Easter Bitches!!
As today Christ has been resurrected so have I been so…er…as well…um…too? Whatever, you know what I mean, I think.
I am dedicating myself to no longer providing free services.
I was trying to figure up how much money I have missed out on over the years by doing shit for people…people who aren’t even really close friends, free of charge.
I’m talking about everything from writing stuff, landscaping, to a myriad of calls seeking advice, just to name a few.
No more free shit from the Matt-Man, well…except for sex, that’s always free in fact, if you’re a really hot chick, I’ll pay but other than that…
No more freebies…unless you’re a really close friend of which I have two…no, one….no, two…maybe three.
So let it be written; so let it be done.
And there you have my Easter message of hope and inspiration.
Amen, and Amen.