As today Christ has been resurrected so have I been so…er…as well…um…too? Whatever, you know what I mean, I think.
I am dedicating myself to no longer providing free services.
I was trying to figure up how much money I have missed out on over the years by doing shit for people…people who aren’t even really close friends, free of charge.
I’m talking about everything from writing stuff, landscaping, to a myriad of calls seeking advice, just to name a few.
No more free shit from the Matt-Man, well…except for sex, that’s always free in fact, if you’re a really hot chick, I’ll pay but other than that…
No more freebies…unless you’re a really close friend of which I have two…no, one….no, two…maybe three.
So let it be written; so let it be done.
And there you have my Easter message of hope and inspiration.
Amen, and Amen.
Cheers!!
12 comments:
May you have a blessed Easter, my friend!
Nick: Why thank you very much Mr. Nick, and you do the same. God Bless you and Cheers!!
Jay: Damn right and it's nice to see you cussing again. Cheers Jay!!
Damn! And here I was hoping you would fix my soul...
That's the spirit!
Happy First Sunday after the First Full Moon after the Vernal Equinox, Dude!
I could use some sex or some good advice on how to go find some sex. Name the price ;)
Ame in TN
Landscaping! Hey! I've got some trees that need cutting up. You going to be near here any time soon? I'm sure Jay would come up and help you.
Joker: Ha. Nothing could fix that!! Cheers Joker!!
Rat: Ha. I know it won't last, and same to you. I love that calculation. But why did they do it that way. Cheers Adorable One!!
Ame: Okay, now that? I'll gladly help you with. Cheers Ame!!
Mike: I was talking more along the design of landscapes. I hate cutting trees up. Cheers Mike!!
So what about all that other stuff. I just love that pic!
Roc: What other stuff, Roc? And that picture, it's even better when I animate it...The water undualtes. Cheers Roc!!
Fine. How much do I owe you?
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