Sunday, May 08, 2011

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Life Giving Fun Bags

It's going to be partly cloudy and 70 on this Mother's Day Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio, so my 11-7 shift at the Beer Mine should be quite enjoyable.

I'll be celebrating all things maternal as the hot babes come through the Drive-Thru in low cut shirts and I eye their ample cleavage and breastesses...

Is that wrong of me?

Of course not, it is an act of kindness and respect for them and their glorious, nourishing, life giving fun bags. 

Amen and Amen.

So with that I bid you adieu until this evening, and leave you with this...

Happy Mutha's Day



Dianne said...

Happy Mutha's Day
that photo reminds me of Dire Strait's Money for Nothing

Mike said...

We all need to have a talk with your mother about what she unleashed on the world.

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Thanks...I am a Mark Knopfler freak!! Cheers Sexy!!

Mike: Well get a Ouija Board and we'll dial her up. Cheers Mike!!