We had theeeeee most awesome of trios here in Bagwine, Ohio yesterday. Bubblewench, Metalmom, and the irrepressible Sybillaw. Or as I like to call them…The Whores Of Babylon.
They came to our fair town, and checked into the
I must say, even though some degenerate (George) let them into a SECURE building, AND they tried to break into an elderly lady’s (sorry Betty) apartment, I got them safely into our abode.
The whores took over the house!! I will not reveal their real names, as I’m sure they would like to remain anonymous…but let’s just say THEY WERE THE BEST GUESTS evah.
They brought an abundance of TASTYKAKES, booze, and BOOBIES!! Yea boobies!
I want to thank all three of the whores for coming to our fair city, and partying with me. Not Matt Man. Let’s face it, he was already fucked up (passed out on the floor) when they arrived. I, however, WORKED all day, so was completely sober. Ha!
Anyhoodle, I have now met three, count them three, really cool chicks from the Blogasphere, and I would like to tell you all that they are hawt, smart, and can drink ME under the table.
Thanks you guys for coming our way, staying a while, and liking me more than Matt. Whoo Hoo, Score!!