Saturday, April 30, 2011

Royal Wedding House Party

This is it Bitches!!

Today is the day that for the first time in forty days that the sun is shining and the Three Whores of Babylon are descending upon Bagwine, Ohio.

Bubblewench, Sybil, along with THE sugar mama herself, Chrissy Slut, are joining Schmoop and me for a day and night of debauchery, drunkenness, and if we were related...incest.

One Matt-Man, One Motel room, Several fifths of booze, and eight tits!!

Holy Moly, this gonna be HUGE!!  But first...

Jayman and I are going to recap the Royal Wedding, and look forward to my day of debauchery on I'm With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at Noon EDT today.

Our royal wedding recap will primarily be provided by IWS's British Royal and Society reporter, Aurora Thistle...Listen to me now and hear me later if you will, but this chick is HOT, and in the know.

Is this a great day or what?

The sun is out.  The boobs will be flailing about, and I'm With Stupid is on the air at Noon EDT on Blog Talk Radio.

I'm so damn excited, I blew a load just typing this.

So...I have to go shovel some coal into my choo-choo train of love by frying up some eggs and downing some Vitamin Water.

I hope to see you on the radio today, and you can hook up with us by accessing our radio page by clicking HERE.



Anonymous said...

Matt, in the past I would have said I am envious of you. In fact, I think I did say that....

However, today I can safely say that I am Damn proud to know you. Good for you for taking the plunge into the deep estrogen pool.

Now...let's see if you make it out alive?

Matt-Man said...

Joker: The estrogen pool is deep and wide, but I will overcome and survive the tsunami of femininity placed before me and hang ten. Cheers Joker!!

Mike said...

It's almost ten o'clock here and I'm off to plant trees. You should plant a tree also.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: C'mere...I'll plant one in your head. Cheers Mike!!