Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Just Sayin'

Just so you know…I haven’t abandoned this blog.

I just don’t have to much to say right now.

I’m alive.

Matt-Man is alive.

He is a multi-media superstar you know.

I don’t want to talk about what is going on here, as it is very personal. No I did not cheat, but that’s all you’re getting.

I asked him not to put it out there, so neither am I.

Things will be sporadic, until I can get the funny back, and funny it will be. I hope.

Just wanted to let you pretty people know, that this is a work in progress. We are a work in progress.

I am buying Dick Cheney’s book, and getting on the Michele Bachman bandwagon, if that’s any indication.

What? I think she’s got potential...just sayin'.



Mike said...

"We are a work in progress."

............... hmmmmmm ......... hmmmmm ............. ...... .....

Jay said...

Bachmann has potential alright. Potential to provide more comedy material than anyone in the history of the world.

All of us are a work in progress.

Anonymous said...

We're ALL a work in progress, we're just trying to avoid being a "piece of work".

I agree with Jay - Bachman has nearly unlimited potential for churning out comedy fodder every time she opens her mouth.

I'm With Stupid said...

I gave up on being a work in progress and now just go through life wearing a sleeveless T-Shirt and sweat pants. Cheers!!


Knight said...

Oh dear God the TeaBag Aliens abducted you! Thanks's for checking in but please, please, put down the book!

MysteryChick said...

OK, I just got teary with relief to see a new post.

Like everyone said, we're all a work in progress and if we're smart we'll always be a work in progress. As soon as you think you're perfect then you'll know you're really just an asshole.

Maybe you could publish a Laugh-A-Day Bachman calendar, she's certainly comedic relief (or would be if I wasn't so afraid of the fact that people are actually listening to her).

bobbybegood1 said...

Thanks for keeping us updated. Look Beth, life is a process. I totally dig and can appreciate what you are going through. In the words of Eddie Kendricks, "Keep On Trucking." Peace!!

Beth said...

Mike: Yeah, I know.

Jay: Well, according to you guys, she's the funniest bitch on the block.

Matt: Thank you for your effort.

Beth said...

Knight: It's not real honey. Nothing in the internet is real, right?

Chick: Ha! Oh, my dear, I am an asshole. Of course she's funny. Even funnier, are the people who believe her. Also dangerous.

Bobby: I shall my friend, I shall.

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