I had a few funny things prepared for this Sunday’s Service.
It was a post about lesbians, (not you in particular, Deb, although, my oh my, purrrrrr), but my mood was altered a bit.
So, instead, I have a few questions…
Have you ever felt alone in a room full of strangers?
Have you ever felt like the world is a psychiatric couch, and you are the world’s only shrink?
Do you ever get tired of justifying your feelings or actions?
Are you known to be open about everything but when it comes to interpersonal feelings, you are not believed?
Has anybody, and not jokingly, called you a loser?
Have you ever stayed up late to type a list of questions in order to get things off of your mind?
Do you ever cry?
Have people ever looked upon you as a clown, a jester, or a fool, and therefore never considered your feelings?
Do you have answers to everybody’s problems, and yet, when you have an issue, everyone expects you to figure it out on your own?
Have ever experienced unrequited love?
Have ever been yelled at for no apparent reason?
Have you recently wanted to tell the entire world to go to Hell?
Has anyone ever spit in your face?
Have you ever felt the need to scratch the seeping sore on your balls?…(okay, that was a joke…well, for some of us)
Have you ever said to yourself, “Why don’t people like me?”
If you can answer no to any, or most of these questions, bless your heart. You must be in good stead.
I for one can answer yes to all of them. And for some reason, tonight, it all caught up with me.
Some of these ghosts are recent and some are forever dangling on the cobwebs of history, but for some reason, they all haunted me yesterday.
I am working all fricking day today, so I shall catch up with you all tomorrow, and then maybe we will have lesbian talk.For our Sunday Serenade…From the Delicate Sound of Thunder, Pink Floyd. Enjoy…
Cheers!!
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