And, as things finally seem to be thawing out here, it looks as though after fifty years, there are nascent attempts afoot to thaw relations between the U.S. and Cuba.
I think it’s high time for just that.
Look it…Fidel is old and near death. Hell, compared to Fidel Castro, even Larry King looks like he's actually alive.Raul Castro who is now running the Communist island has said that in order to improve relations, he is willing to talk with the U.S. about “everything”.
This “everything” includes human rights, free press, political prisoners, and as my secret Cuban source tells me, getting the doddering old dickhead Fidel, to shave and take a bath.
Now that’s serious stuff, because Fidel has not bathed since the night of April 19th 1961 when he victoriously went skinny dipping in the Bay of Pigs.
I think an end to our embargo of Cuba, allowing travel, and normalizing relations between us and the Communist nation is a good thing.
It opens up a new market for the Big Three auto makers. Hell, GM, Chrysler, and Ford could dump leftover models from the 70’s and 80’s in Cuba, and it would be a step up for the Cuban consumer.
Here’s to Pacer Diplomacy and Victory through the Vega!!
Americans win. Cubans Win. And most of all, Major League Baseball wins. 'Cause let me tell ya, those commies can hit, run, and turn a 6-4-3 double play like no capitalist pig can.
Now President Obama made a good point when entertaining the thought of easing restrictions on travel to Cuba.
He said that there are no better ambassadors of freedom than the American people. I agree, and to that end, I offer this man up as our first citizen ambassador to Cuba…
He is Drive-By Mikey. He’s my boss and one
This very brief video demonstrates his compassion as he sends a message of hope and inspiration to my Schmoop:
So warm. So human. If he can talk to the Cubans like that…?
Before we know it, Barry Manilow will be singing “Copacabana” in Havana with Fidel sitting in the front and being forced to listen.
And let me tell ya, that is fitting justice for a third-rate thug of a dictator such as Castro.
Cheers!!
