It will make my 11-7 shift in the Beer Mine today quite tolerable in spite of my ongoing recuperation.
Today, I am using our Sunday Morning Church Disservice to bestow a gift upon a man who has been very gracious to me during my illness.
That man? Jay, The Cynical Bastard.If you read Jay-Man’s post from Thursday November 5th, you know that Jay is looking for a new Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™.
Some lesser folks merely threw out names haphazardly for Jay, but I felt that the bond between Jay and I deserved me taking the time to put some thought into it. After much reflection, I think I have come up with the purrrrfect match.
Jay prefers women who are younger than him. I know that many of Jay’s lusts have been chicks of the darker, brunette, and raven hair type.
Unlike myself, huge fun bags are not a pre-requisite for our buddy. He digs cute…He likes chicks who can party, and I thought that since Jay is a sports fan, it would be nice to find a chick who likes sports as well.
Well everyone…I have found the purrrrfect Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™ for our beloved Jay.
This babe, loves to party!!
When she parties, she doesn’t mind wearing a tight blue dress, boots, and getting it on with a chick in order to entertain her man.
Much like Jay, the chick I have picked is uber-Patriotic…
Like I said, Jay’s new Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™ must be a sports fan…
Hike it, Bitch!!
Regardless of the outcome, our lady always practices good sportsmanship.
In spite of her fun loving, devil-may-care attitude, she can be quite sensitive…
Knowing that Jay can occasionally have brushes with the law, our lady-in-waiting is blessed with a well-rounded grasp of the American legal system!!
And there you have it folks…My choice for Jay’s new Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™
The lovely and light hearted, Casey Anthony!!I think I have outdone myself and I hope Jay is pleased with my efforts.
As an added bonus…I don’t think Jay has ever mentioned that he would like to have a child. Even if these two have sex and an unexpected pregnancy or even a full fledged birth occurs…
I am sure Casey will have no problem taking care of “that problem” in order to keep their madcap romance Similac and child-free.
Enjoy Jay…You can thank me later.
Enjoy your Sunday all.
Cheers!!
