That’s right…
Me!!
I’ll be loving myself more than usual as I work the Beer Mine from 11-7 today. I hope it doesn’t offend my customers.
After work, I will head over to see my damn near as tall as me Valentine…Ryno. The little shit is just a shade shorter than I now. And there you have it. Pretty exciting, no?
Sure I’d love to spend the day drinking champers and strapping Schmoop into the inflatable bondage chair, but alas, I and my love are needed elsewhere to tend to the needs of others.One word that comes to mind as I think about my plight…selfless.
I hope that all of you lovely Bagwine readers enjoy the day with someone you love.
If you have no one to love, find someone for the day and have hot, meaningless, no strings attached sex with him or her. Trust me, it will make you feel better.
With the passing of Valentine’s Day, my recent boatload of loving posts comes to an end as well. Monday I shall revert back to my acerbic self. I miss that me.
This is gonna be a big week so I need to re-discover my inner asshole in preparation. You see…Lent begins this Wednesday and with it, my 46 day breadless journey through the wilderness.
I shall require every fiber of being a jerk that I can find within myself. Jeebus would expect no less from me, and who I am to disappoint the Messiah?
Amen, and Amen…
So there you have it for today. Enjoy your Valentine’s Day all and before I go I leave you with a song sung by perhaps the sexiest voice in rock n roll history…
Introduced by KT Tunstall, I give you fellow Ohioan, Chrissie Hynde…God she makes me melt...
Cheers!!
