Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Titzapoppin'!!

A beautfully sunny Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio with temps soaring into the low 80's today.

I am working the Beer Mine from 11-7 today and you may think...What a shame that Matt-Man has to work on such a nice day.

No worries.  As the temps go up in Bagwine the cleavage of our customers comes out.

I may see sights like this...

And this...

And even this...

As I hard as I will try not to ogle our patrons, it will be hard not to, afterall...

 

Praise Jeebus!!  Amen, and Amen.

Cheers!!

Nothing Says Summer Like Drippin' Tits

There are a few thundershowers in the greater Bagwine metroplex this morning, but it is supposed to clear off.

It's gonna be a hot one too. The high temp is going to be kissing the 91 degree mark. And guess what?

I'll be manning the Beer Mine from 11-9. I'll be sweating my adorable ass off...


But, there is an upside. Because it is going to eventually be sunny and hot today; I may get to see a ton of this...


and this...



these are nice, too...

and so are these...


Yeah folks...it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. And fortunately, on this sweltering day in Bagwine, Ohio....that someone is me.

Cheers!!

Evil Twin's Wife...Open Up, Bitches!!

I never respond to secrets, so if you're curious if I received the email, send me a separate message to inquire. It can all be done anonymously if you wish. If it's not anonymous, it never goes further than my brain to this blog. Enjoy!

The above line was written by a chick named Evil Twin’s Wife. She’s smart and writes really well., and I dig her.

She uses words like “hooligans” and my fave, “akimbo”. Hell, I think I came when she used akimbo. Anyhoo…

I am working on some other stuff right now and my mind is mush, so I thought I would take this time to pimp out Evil Twin’s Wife blog. Specifically her Friday Secrets thingy.

On Fridays, Evil Twin posts secrets she receives from her readers. Some are funny. Some are sexy. Some are disturbing.

Here are a few examples…

I send random naked pictures to my best friend who's a guy just to make him smile, I don't tell my boyfriend I do this.

My neighbor across the quad undresses with her curtains open. I watch when I can, and masturbate. I think she knows.

And this one…

In the middle of a threesome, two guys and a girl, the other guy started sucking me off. It freaked me out for a second but I did not push him away. He was actually very good.

She is devout about your anonymity, so if you have a secret, send it in. And, if ya just wanna check them out, check her out.

Oh, she also on Fridays, posts a thing called, Mystery Cleavage…it’s typically, pretty damn hot.

She will post something like this…

Or this… Mmmmmmmmm

Or in lieu of cleavage, something like this…

Have a wonderful day folks…and if you have a secret send it along to ETW.

You can send it to Evil at: eviltwinswife@gmail.com
Cheers!!