It’s been pretty damn boring. Don’t get me wrong; boring can be good, but not when one is trying write about people who do stupid and/or funny things. Even our President isn’t giving up any laughs.
President Obama? Pfffffft. Talk about boring. I find it un-American that our current Comedian-in-Chief is about as funny as having over a half gallon of infected, liquid lung funk drained from the right side of my chest.
Even my first three days off of 2010 were bromidic and drab. I was going to work on my new website Wednesday through Friday, but got next to nothing done.
The main reason was that Schmoop was home “sick” Thursday and Friday. When she is home during those times it completely disrupts my routine. My OCD is shaken to its foundation and I become Rain Man.
I know, some of you are thinking, “Well, dumb ass why didn’t you try to enjoy some sick day sex with Schmoop while she was home.”
I couldn’t. Schmoop is in the midst of her monthly basement flooding. So, when I even broached the subject I was met with Schmoop saying…
“Quit humping my arm. Why don’t you and your OCD go alphabetize the cans of soup and empty all of the ashtrays again, ya freak!!”
I did have Schmoop, as you can see on this post, take random pictures of me for my new site. But other than that, these past days have been commonplace and uneventful.
And now…I return to work today, and the crappy Saturday shift at that. I work 4 P.M. until 9 P.M. It really muddles the day. Plus, it is going to be 17 degrees when I get there and 13 when I leave. Brrrrr.
Oh well, maybe something funny will happen at work tonight. Every time a customer pulls in, there is the potential of hearing something stupid that I have never heard before. One can hope.
January has always been a relatively boring month, I guess. Around here it is always cold, gray, and unfunny.
That is why I used the title that I did. I thought if I titled this post, “Miley Cyrus Naked!!”, anyone trying to spice up their vapid, sterile January would be excited to see a hit pop up when doing a Google search.
Plus, when I titled one of my posts, “Megan Fox and Heidi Montag Naked” weeks ago it did and continues to send over 100 new visitors to my site every day. So, it is a win-win.
As Schmoop will be doing laundry at her mom’s today, I do have some alone time this morning. I may do Schmoop’s taxes this morning. Then again…
I may listen to the radio and look at plus sized lingerie sites on the internets. Or…
I may make a countdown clock for my site that denotes the time left until November 23, 2010. Why that date, you ask?
That’s when Miley Cyrus turns 18, and if I ever do get pictures of Miley naked it’ll be all legal like and what not.
Until the ’morrow my friends…try to find some excitiement in your lives and as always…
Cheers!!
Even my first three days off of 2010 were bromidic and drab. I was going to work on my new website Wednesday through Friday, but got next to nothing done.
The main reason was that Schmoop was home “sick” Thursday and Friday. When she is home during those times it completely disrupts my routine. My OCD is shaken to its foundation and I become Rain Man.
I know, some of you are thinking, “Well, dumb ass why didn’t you try to enjoy some sick day sex with Schmoop while she was home.”
I couldn’t. Schmoop is in the midst of her monthly basement flooding. So, when I even broached the subject I was met with Schmoop saying…
“Quit humping my arm. Why don’t you and your OCD go alphabetize the cans of soup and empty all of the ashtrays again, ya freak!!”I did have Schmoop, as you can see on this post, take random pictures of me for my new site. But other than that, these past days have been commonplace and uneventful.
And now…I return to work today, and the crappy Saturday shift at that. I work 4 P.M. until 9 P.M. It really muddles the day. Plus, it is going to be 17 degrees when I get there and 13 when I leave. Brrrrr.
Oh well, maybe something funny will happen at work tonight. Every time a customer pulls in, there is the potential of hearing something stupid that I have never heard before. One can hope.
January has always been a relatively boring month, I guess. Around here it is always cold, gray, and unfunny.
That is why I used the title that I did. I thought if I titled this post, “Miley Cyrus Naked!!”, anyone trying to spice up their vapid, sterile January would be excited to see a hit pop up when doing a Google search.
Plus, when I titled one of my posts, “Megan Fox and Heidi Montag Naked” weeks ago it did and continues to send over 100 new visitors to my site every day. So, it is a win-win.
As Schmoop will be doing laundry at her mom’s today, I do have some alone time this morning. I may do Schmoop’s taxes this morning. Then again…I may listen to the radio and look at plus sized lingerie sites on the internets. Or…
I may make a countdown clock for my site that denotes the time left until November 23, 2010. Why that date, you ask?
That’s when Miley Cyrus turns 18, and if I ever do get pictures of Miley naked it’ll be all legal like and what not.
Until the ’morrow my friends…try to find some excitiement in your lives and as always…
Cheers!!
