That’s right…
Put the sauce to your chicken wings. Fire up the chili. Ice down the beer. Flip on the 46 inch flat screen and settle in with your friends.
It’s Ronald Reagan’s Birthday, and tonight I’ll be honoring his memory during Gipperfest MMXI by getting so drunk that I don't remember anything.
It’s going to be a raucous time, of that you can be certain.I’ll be drinking beer and noshing on Hot Right Wings…Hinckleys in a Blanket, and my favorite Gipperfest snack…Jelly Beans!!
Boy Howdy, it should be huge, and I hope your Reagan Birthday bash is equally as fun.
I guess there’s a football game on today as well.
The Packers and the Steelers will be squaring off in Super Bowl 45. (Take that, you boorish roman numeral users!! Roman numerals should only be used during Gipperfest!!)
My prediction?
Baron Rodgersberger will lead the Green Bay Steelers over the Pittsburgh Packers by sinking a three pointer at the buzzer to win 34-27.
Amen, and Amen.
And now…Things Overheard in the Bagwine Digs on a Saturday Night.
Schmoop: Cum on face baby, Cum on my face!!
Me: Oh yeah, mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Schmoop: Holy Shit you got it in my nose…Ewwwwww, it’s in my ear too.
Me: Hee Hee…want a towel?
Good times, good times.
Have a safe and fun-filled Super Bowl Sunday, and as always…
Cheers!!
