Hang on to your hard drive folks, the Sexting craze has infected our youth here in the state.
I mean, there must be 2 or 3 reported incidents in the state of teenage girls and boys sending naked or semi-naked pictures over their cells phones to each other.
It’s an epidemic I tellz ya. Oh the humanity!! These kids today!! We never did crap like that when we their age.
You know why? ‘Cause we didn’t have cell phones that took frickin’ pictures.We would have loved to had taken pictures of half-naked, High School hotties, but we would have had to take the pictures to a store to be developed.
I have to give a shout out to the Ohio Legislature…
Yo, Statehouse Stupes!! Teenagers and Sexploration? They kinda go hand and hand. Calm down and quit wailing, gnashing your teeth, and feigning moral outrage. It’ll all be okay.
Speaking of teenage sex…Do you remember how bad it was? Well, at least the sex that I and every chick that had sex with me back then, was bad.
I remember gettin’ it wet, bangin’ away like a rabbit on meth, and then leaving so I could go tell all my buddies.
Oy…Such a waste. Layin’ naked with a hot 17 year old girl who has a tight body, firm tits, and a tight hoo-ha, and what happens?
Ya frickin’ spooge all over yourself, because you were already in the pre-cum dripping, hard on stage while thinking about her in 7th period Chemistry class five hours prior to getting naked with her and her hot, teen, twat treat.
I’m glad it’s not like that now…In fact, I can post a salacious, gratuitous pic of Schmoop such as this:
And still keep my chicken in check…Of course, having a strong hand helps to keep a firm choke hold on said chicken.
Well that’s it folks. That’s all I have. Oh, wait…One more thing.
When I stopped in work the other day to pick up some beer, I tried to video our illustrious boss singing his favorite Chinese nursery rhyme.
It’s a short ditty that starts out: Ching Chong Chinaman sittin’ on a fence, tryin’ to make a dollar out of fifteen cents…
We tried several takes, but he could never spit it out. I saved one of the 3,000 attempts of Drive-By Mike trying to sing it, as Pizza Bill and I looked on.
Don’t you wish your boss was like Mike? Sure you do.
Enjoy your Saturday all.
Cheers!!
