Look...A Cow !! Let's Eat !!

If there is one recipe that I have perfected it would have to be the Loosemeat Sandwich. If you have never had a Loosemeat Sandwich, you have no idea what a palate pleasing experience you are missing. The meat falls from the sides of the bun and the bottom of said bun is wet with the bovine juices of the filling….Boooo Yah !!

While I should not do this, ladies and gentlemen... my recipe for the perfect Loosemeat Sandwiches….enjoy

1-2 pounds ground beef
1 medium onion (white is best) finely chopped
Mushrooms chopped (optional)
Sour Cream (optional)
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Powder
Worcesthire Sauce
Olive Oil

In a roomy skillet sauté onion and mushrooms in olive oil. When they are nearly done, add ground beef and brown adding a GENEROUS amount of Worcerthire Sauce and some Garlic Powder as you cook your meat.

After meat is nearly browned drain most of the grease, but definitely not all of it. Place concoction back into skillet adding salt and pepper to taste and reheat. With a large spoon scoop a copious amount of the meaty manna onto the bottom of the bun. Take the crown of the bun and dip the top of it into the grease…oh excuse me, “juices” of the skillet. Why, you ask? Because if you don’t grease the bun it’s no Loosemeat Sandwich !!

Prepare to have a gastro-intestinal orgasm…You can thank me later

One Note: If you want to use Sour Cream, add it right at the end so it doesn’t dissipate…

And Now…Our Moment of Hinn

Sitting in for Benny, Founder of the The World Harvest Church and Center for Moral Clarity, Pastor Rod Parsley

“When I say three. You shout two words, 'Come out!' I did this the other day. Two lesbians were having perverted sex, drinking alcohol, and snorting cocaine. But when I shouted, 'Come out' their glasses burst in their hands and they slithered out of the bed and got gloriously born again and filled with the Holy Ghost."

--Rod Parsley