Let's Go To The Boo-Vies, Part II

Tom and Sara Muster are enjoying a cookout with their friends and family at their home in a sleepy suburb of Waycross, Georgia. The kids are playing. The adults are sharing stories over a few cocktails, and smiles abound on this sunny summer afternoon. That is until, things go terribly wrong. While cooking brats on the grill, Tom is distracted by his neighbor. One of the brats becomes angry and overcooked, exploding into a fire ball of hot grease and casing. The molten meat is propelled onto Tom’s head leaving his face a mass of disfigured hideousness. Someone yells, “Look, it’s Oink-Boy”. Ashamed and furious, Tom goes on a murderous rampage through the town. Watch Greg Evigan and Lauren Tewes star in, “The Johnsonville Horror”.

Shannon and Lily, (Tracy Lords and Mary Cary) once hard working single mothers, have been possessed by the forces of Satan through a demon named Captain Rowdy. They neglect their kids, spend all day in bed together drinking wine, having sex with each other, and talking in tongues. Lily’s sister (Tina Yothers) alerts Social Services as to the strange goings on. SS has seen this before and they know exactly who to send. Ron Jeremy is…Nate Straight, “The Sexorcist”.

Natalie Absent (Mayim Bialik) is a sweet and caring young Texas girl, as well as a protective older sister to her brother, Marcus (Joey Lawrence). For weeks she has been working on a 5,000 piece puzzle of the The Alamo. With only 40 some pieces to go, Marcus and some of his friends accidentally fall into the table that holds it, and the pieces fly everywhere, destroying weeks of work. Overcome with rage, Natalie grabs a butcher knife and pursues little Marcus and his buddies over seven agonizing and harrowing hours. Brutal murder or narrow escape? To find out, watch the 1987 Made-for-TV thriller, “The Texas Jigsaw Massacre”.

He had it all…money, women, and fame. But his hit TV show about an LA law firm was canceled, leaving him just an average Joe. Longing for the high life that he once had, he (Alphonso Ribeiro) turns to black magic and a satanic cult for help. As his success begins to grow, he plunges deeper and deeper into Lucifer’s debt. His agent Glenda Storm (Shelly Long) intervenes into the madness. She wants him back on top, but without the help of the devil. She battles her client, the cult, and Satan himself in a horrific and gory climb to salvation. Will she be successful? If you want to know, watch, “The Blair Underwood Project”.

Will there be more? Only The Shadow knows!! Muwwwwwhawwwha