Streaming Friday !!

It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiday so break out the gutter wine and pour yourselves a drink. Man, things have been hectic around the Bagwine environs of late. Time has been as fleeting as Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety and as hard to find as Britney Spears underwear!! Extra time has been nowhere to be found. Ouch, son of a bitch….that’s quite a sc….

Anyway, I had a strange dream last night. I was lying on the floor with my head in Soledad O’Brien’s lap and she was kissing my head. As we lay there, late 70’s icon Rex Smith was in the corner singing “You Take My Breath Away”…creepy. I am drinking a bottle of ice cold Grapefruit juice as I type this. It is Yum-Oh.

Speaking of blood sucking TV evangelists, Joyce Meyer is an ugly pig who dresses like a cheap whore and steals from God. Where did that come from? I don’t know but it must be true. You…You take my breath awaaaaay, and I don’t know what to sayyyyyy. Oh dear God make it stop!! If I have that song in my head all day, there will be shootings, and some will die. My son has a basketball game tomorrow. Cool.

Mark Knopfler rocks. I hear that the UK is all a titter because they have their first female Beefeater guarding the Tower of London. Let me tell you folks, especially you Brits, I’ve met plenty of women in my time and she is NOT the first female Beef-Eater if you know what I’m a sayin’!! I think it moved. You…you take my, DAMMIT!!

I have been ruminating about having some cosmetic surgery done and I think I am finally going to check into it. Next week I am going to go to the doctor to see if I can have my circumcision reversed. I mean Tom Jones was never circumcised and women throw their panties at him. Maybe it would work for me. I find it troubling that I know that Tom Jones has never been circumcised, but I guess it’s not unusual. Bada Bing and chock chock chock.

Schmoop said that she may get a pizza tonight. Far be it from me to say no to a good hot pie. Wild Irish Rose goes well with pizza, or anything for that matter…well except, driving a car, rational thought, or trying to get one’s Johnson erect. Hell WIR could be marketed as a birth control device. Oh sure it may lead to having sex with someone you normally wouldn’t, but your little spermies ain’t gonna be swimming anywhere.

Have we won in Iraq yet? What’s the frequency Kenneth? Who’s on first? I like cheese popcorn. Man, I need to take some time and catch up on blog reading…such lofty goals I set. Blip blip blip blip…Ding!! You, you take my breath awaaaaay. KILL ME NOW!!

Have a great weekend all…Spend it with someone who takes your breath away, as long as it isn’t Rex Smith. I’ll see ya Monday. As always, CHEERS!!

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