Anyway, I had a strange dream last night. I was lying on the floor with my head in Soledad O’Brien’s lap and she was kissing my head. As we lay there, late 70’s icon Rex Smith was in the corner singing “You Take My Breath Away”…creepy. I am drinking a bottle of ice cold Grapefruit juice as I type this. It is Yum-Oh.
Speaking of blood sucking TV evangelists, Joyce Meyer is an ugly pig who dresses like a cheap whore and steals from God. Where did that come from? I don’t know but it must be true. You…You take my breath awaaaaay, and I don’t know what to sayyyyyy. Oh dear God make it stop!! If I have that song in my head all day, there will be shootings, and some will die. My son has a basketball game tomorrow. Cool.
Mark Knopfler rocks. I hear that the UK is all a titter because they have their first female Beefeater guarding the Tower of London. Let me tell you folks, especially you Brits, I’ve met plenty of women in my time and she is NOT the first female Beef-Eater if you know what I’m a sayin’!! I think it moved. You…you take my, DAMMIT!!
I have been ruminating about having some cosmetic surgery done and I think I am finally going to check into it. Next week I am going to go to the doctor to see if I can have my circumcision reversed. I mean Tom Jones was never circumcised and women throw their panties at him. Maybe it would work for me. I find it troubling that I know that Tom Jones has never been circumcised, but I guess it’s not unusual. Bada Bing and chock chock chock.
Schmoop said that she may get a pizza tonight. Far be it from me to say no to a good hot pie. Wild Irish Rose goes well with pizza, or anything for that matter…well except, driving a car, rational thought, or trying to get one’s Johnson erect. Hell WIR could be marketed as a birth control device. Oh sure it may lead to having sex with someone you normally wouldn’t, but your little spermies ain’t gonna be swimming anywhere.
Have we won in Iraq yet? What’s the frequency Kenneth? Who’s on first? I like cheese popcorn. Man, I need to take some time and catch up on blog reading…such lofty goals I set. Blip blip blip blip…Ding!! You, you take my breath awaaaaay. KILL ME NOW!!
Have a great weekend all…Spend it with someone who takes your breath away, as long as it isn’t Rex Smith. I’ll see ya Monday. As always, CHEERS!!
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Its just COLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD..so no panty throwing for me today...I NEED every single layer I can find..your paneenee is safe from the knife today. Weekends were made for Michelob and if I can warm it up I may just partake. Have a grand safe weekend!
Ahhh Cheesy, I love it so when you stream ; ) Have a good one!!
Times like these were made for the people's choice awards choose JIF --er, I mean Bagwine as the #1 rated streaming Friday rant in the blogosphere.
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream this morning: need more coffee, followed by a shot of mountain dew.
Don't forget the Animal Carnival is at mo's place on the lake this Saturday. Ho Ho Holy shit this carnival was a lotta work, I hope you can come and bring your monkey, he looks kinda lonely.
My monkey is always lonely Mo. He just swings from the tree lonely, limp , and lifeless...Getcha some coffee and um...what? hey look!!
Ahhh, now my week is complete. Thanks. Have a great weekend!
You too Raven, Cheers!!
Putting on the red light...I hate cheese popcorn....bag oboon takes my breath away....
Have a good one!
Peace
Bag O'Boon loves ya Odat...Have a good one yourself
Darlin' the only thing I am spending my weekend with is my bed. Got a date to sleep...on my own and really to sleep....shitty weather, shitty week....
Enjoy your pizza....good idea - I may join you....too tired to cook.
Sorry to hear that Wendz, but I hope your date with sleep helps you to face next week. And of course, you are always welcome to stop by for some Pizza...Hope you feel better soon. Cheers...
I did not know Tom Jones was uncircumcised and I'm not sure I wanted that factet lodged in my brain. Brrrr...
Have a great one. Have to spend Saturday hosing down the house for the arrival of 16 adults and 23 kids on Sunday...
Well Boy, you need to know these things!! Dear God, good luck wit the invasion...Cheers!!
Christ, I hope that's the only thing my son will ever have in common with Tom Jones. lol
Do NOT speak ill of TJ...He is THE MAN!! By the way, What's New Pussycat!?
You´ve made my day! Streaming about "blood sucking TV evangelists, Joyce Meyer is an ugly pig who dresses like a cheap whore and steals from God. Where did that come from?" - while there is a "theme related" Christian News Authotity - now 150,000 readers and growing ad appearing in the college fund - Bwahahaaaaa!
Have a good one - cheers!
"Schmoop said that she may get a pizza tonight. Far be it from me to say no to a good hot pie."
Mmmmmmm...hot...pie.... ;)
Steve~
Hey There Sanni...They're all pigs, but boy somehow they all manage to live in 5,000 sq foot mansions with wine cellars, and jets!! Praise Be to Gawwwwwd!! Have a good yourself, Cheers!!
Steve: 4 out of 5 horny males agree, Hot pie is goooood.
Oh Matty me boy, my new favorite Irishman: I am not up to witty repartee this day, so I'm just leaving some breadcrumbs to let you know I was here...
Ha....You are too kind Songbird...Have a good weekend!!
Sliding in and smiling because you did find the time for us... what a guy!
Woaaaaaaaaaaaaah Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Woah ooo oooo...
(TJ impersonation...) Did you think it was really him?
OH, you saw i was circumsized, so you knew I wasn't ...well OK
and how did YOU know he wasn't???? Now that does scare me matt-Man, but now you know I am and that might even be scarier!
Beef-eater, hahaha! Your mind is much too raunchy. Have a great weekend!
HA--when I saw the 'female beefeater' bit on Yahoo the first thing I thought was Matty is gonna love that! Have a great weekend.
Hehehehe...beef-eating women...you knock my socks off :) ROTFL!!!
-N
Bond: Too Much...Too Much!!
Lizza: I cant help it, I was born in a brothel to a hooker named Svetlana!!
TB and Nat: I always pounce upon the obvious....and the passed out!!
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