Holy Moly…It’s 4 Below Zero with a wind chill of -22 F. Somebody please cradle my bald head within their bosom!! I hope all of you had a fantastic weekend, and enjoyed the Super (Yet Sloppily Played) Bowl. For this morning’s edition I offer you a bit of prose that I penned based upon the hot, sexy event that took place Sunday Morning…Enjoy.Every nook and cranny of her surface
Warms to the electric heat.
Her soft body hardens
Basking in the glow and the slow burn
She ejects herself into my waiting hands
I feel her soothing comfort in my sweaty palms.
I bathe her entire being with my creamy spread
I pull her towards my aching mouth.
I eat her. I smile. I crave more.
Dear God, I love toast.
--Matt-Man
See ya all later today with something funny…Or not. Cheers!!
19 comments:
You could use that as a good advertisement for jelly! I hear ya Matt-Man its cold here to brrrrrrr the furnace is constantly running I feel it just a sucking all the money out of my wallet!!!
lol vunderbar! I have a link to a song I'll have to find for you... enjoy the day!
God, Matty - now you're having sexual encounters with toast. I'm really worried about you. I might have to send you a something special for your birthday.
I don't give a damn how messy the game was, and I don't give a damn how it was won, it was won and we FINALLY have a championship - WOOOOOHOOOOO! Oh my gods, I am STILL crying with joy! I sure hope my boyfriend remembers he promised to give ME that cherry-red Cadillac, though...
MMMMMMMMM toast
YEAH TOAST--thanks--now Heywood Banks' little ditty has replaced Lump
Ya know I really like creamed honey on toast--sticky sweet yummy
Prince rocked.
Game --not so much
I may do that Roger...I saw -45 wind chills in Michigan on the news. Brrrrrr.
Cheesy thanks much!! I'll keep an eye out for it. Have fun on your appointed rounds.
Songbird, I'll muddle thru my sexual drought. Yea Colts!! When's the big day for you and Peyton?
TB: Toast is a beautiful thing. And the butterier (is that a word?) the better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BILAFuSi-i0
Oh ya turnbaby!! Heywood RULES!
[May I wipe that golden droplet of... um... butter ..ya butter.... off your chin MattM?}
Wipe away Cheesy, and yes Heywood is pretty good.
It's 70 here.
Opened up all the windows this morning and let the fresh air in. :)
Steve~
That must be why you are such a warm and caring human being Steve...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and here I thought it was a pop-tart! I didn't know you were multi-toasteral
bwahahahahahahahaha
sorry, but that just slipped out....
One of these days Bond, I may get wacky and have a three way with a piece of toast and a bagel!!
Yes, the Super Bowl (or as I took to calling it yesterday -- the Souper Bowl) was quite a comedy of errors. Glad the Colts won, though.
Now, pull some of that hearty Ohio nature out of your arse. Looks like that 60 degree December turned yall into a buncha pansies. ;)
Yes Allie, it did indeed turn me into a pansy, but was there really a need to point that out?
Of course, dahling.
Allie
Stater of Obvious
It's 76 on my deck right now. Ohhh...was I suppose to not say that?
I like that about you Allie, how's that Psych studying going? hehehehe
I never figured you to be such a hurtful individual Jillie!!
Dear Matt-man, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wonder Bunny Arnold and I live at Pepperidge Farms. Call me!
Well hi there Arnold...I'll make sure to give you a ringy dingy...
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