Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Butter Beans and Mormon Tresses

It’s amazing how much better Tuesdays are than Mondays. The difference is like that between hot and cold, day and night, and Mother Teresa and Paris Hilton. I think I may be developing a sore throat. That affliction is so annoying, but I digress. Watching the morning shows I was once again amused by what Fox and Friends was leading with.

Imus on MSNBC, and the O’Brien’s on CNN were talking about the explosion in Afghanistan where VP Cheney was attending a meeting; the Three Stooges (Brian Kilmeade, Gretchen Carlson, and Steve Doocy) were talking about Mitt Romney’s hair. Unbelievable.

Anyway, with my Anna Nicole saga over, later today I am going to post something that hopefully will buoy my spirits and entertain the masses.

Tonight’s Meatless Lenten Menu: Butter Beans and Cottage Cheese. Yes, I know. If I were a woman that choice would imply that I am pregnant. Can’t a guy have a funky craving as well?


Until later today…Cheers!!

14 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

With all of your fibrous indulgences this Lenten season, you might have to form your own regulatory commission, don'tcha think?

Schmoop said...

HA!! Regulatory Commission...That was very good Songbird, Cheers!!

RW said...

How long does this Lent last...I feel for ya man I really do you could have some cheese pizza but it is not the same is it....well off to Wend..oh I mean hang in there Matt

Schmoop said...

Roger, It runs throug April 7th. Aprox. 46 days. Wendy's huh? While you are gorging on pleasures of the cow flesh, I will be purging myself of sin and culinary evil. All the while becoming one with the Lord!! Can you handle that? Well, can ya punk!?

RW said...

Haha nope I grew up Baptist.... during communion Sunday they past out hamburgers and hot dogs instead of wafers...then there was always the pot luck that followed ..they just don't like dancing for some reason

Odat said...

Yes..Tuesdays are much better than Mondays...however since Monkey Monday is here, I'm not too sure about that anymore....
Your culinary indulgences are a lil odd...but then again.......
Peace

Mo and The Purries said...

Toss in some sweet gherkins, and that sounds like one of my craving meals.
cheers to you, on your quest.

Schmoop said...

But then again what odat? Are you questioning the the state of mental faculties along with my noveau culinary stylings!?

That doesnt sound bad at all Mo...

Lizza said...

Guys have funky cravings all the time. *sigh*

I need to lie down. I have a headache.

Schmoop said...

Was it something I said?

Liz Hill said...

Matty --you have posted some disgusting things on this blog but butter beans and cottage cheese?!?!

Schmoop said...

TB, trust me, it may get worse before it gets better. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Gadz...Play that funky music white boy....

Schmoop said...

HA...I just heard that song this morning Cheesy!!