For those of you who aren’t up on this event, the Super Bowl is that big. It is to many Americans what the World Cup of Soccer is to Europeans, Asians, South Americans, and what the “Annual Make Shift Raft Race to Miami” is to unfulfilled Cubans.
The National Football League has managed to market this event from being just another game into an event that rivals the second coming of Christ. In fact if Christ did return to Earth during the middle of the third quarter, he’d better not show up in the USA. If he showed up here and it diverted coverage of the game, he would quickly find that the brutality of getting nailed to a cross by a couple of skirt wearing Romans, pales in comparison to getting pummeled to death by an angry, chicken wing toting mob of football fans with bellies full of Budweiser and faces dripping with Hot Sauce and Cheez Whiz. Screw the cross; they’d be spiking him in the end zone. Final Score...Messianic Maulers: 49…Son of God: 0.
Different folks find different reasons for watching the Big Game. Some admire the athleticism, skill, and strength displayed during the sixty minute battle, while others who have none of those traits, enjoy pontificating about how, if they hadn’t been screwed earlier in life, would be playing today and playing better than these clowns.
Whatever the reason you watch, I hope you enjoy the Super Bowl. Tomorrow afternoon (after Streaming Friday, of course) I will post some tips, insight, and information that will be certain to make your viewing of this spectacle more enjoyable.
Until then, may your field goals split the uprights, your end zone remain virginal, and as always, Cheers!!
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MMMMMM omg....
You said Cheese Whiz ...
***goosebumps****
Rog, Rog, Rog, I would rather see a normal woman's boob pop out. Cheers!!
Mmmmmmmm Cheez Whiz. Glad to see you got up on time today, Cheesy. BTW, I get goosebumps when you say goosebumps.
GB GB GB GB GB GB
Now it really feels like it's 10 below eh??
I'd be more excited about the game is Joey was still playing for the Colts....
I do need to find out where it is airing.. this might be a "trip out of the house" Sunday...
Matt-Man is it as cold over there as is here in Michigan I am freezing my nads off!
If Prince flashes nipple, will there be a ten second delay?
I'm going to skip the half time...maybe do some splits...
Peace
The Super Bowl is THIS Sunday? Gee, I dunno if I can watch. I mean, I gotta do laundry, and then I gotta wash my hair. Who's playin' again? Do I really care?....
[[getting up off my knees from praying HUNDREDS of decades of the rosary]]
Yeah, right.
GO COLTS GO COLTS GO COLTS GO COLTS!
It's on CBS Cheesy, and who the hell is Joey?
Yeah Roger we are supposed to highs in the teens and lows around zero fo rth enext few days...Ugh!! Hide your boys...
Mo, Prince will probably come out shirtless to begin with.
I would pay to watch that odat!!
Damn straight Songbird...I will be rootin' for the Colts to thoroughly pummel Da Bears...Sad to say, I dont remember how to say the Rosary!! My mom is looking down upon me with scorn.
It's been a national holiday in my family for years! I have a party every year and I just can't wait!! Woooohoooo....it's almost here! We just bought another tv so we'll have two tv's set up in our house. Damn I'm nuts...
HHNT ;o)
Same here Jillie...Love the Super Bowl and the party that goes along with it. But you'll have to pardon our one TV set-up. Once agin, such feelings of inadequacy. Happy HNT right back at ya.
Oh brother! More sports fanatics.
I'll think of you lot slumming in front of the telly, bonking other men's wives, eating ..what was it? Cheeze Wipes?...while I quaff back my French red and ripe cheese and beef fillet en croute at a luvverly dinner with sophisticated froggy friends.
;)
Ah Wendz, I too will be doing somewhat of the same thing. I'll be eating Cheez WHIZ, which is a cheddar like substance that extrudes itself from a can of compressed air. I will be drinking red wine, albeit Wild Irish Rose, and feasting on beef sausages with peppers and onions. And as many of my friends look like frogs, you and I will spending the weekend with much in common. Except for the bonking. Cheers!!
Oh bonking eh! Pffft! I am above that my dear fellow. Above it, I tell you.
You can keep the spray-on cheese too....ew!
I'm not above it at all. The problem is that I cant get anyone to agree to be beneath me!! ; )
How bizarre...we do Super Posts on the same day!
I'm all for the Colts! And for Prince...LOVE that man.
Now I can't wait for your post tomorrow - I'm entering my email addy to your thingy now, just so I don't forget!
I'll check you out...er your post out Tigger, and thanks for subscribing!! GO COLTS!!
DUDE send me the address of this party.. I need a hot drunk wife...
OK here is a secret recipe for a dip that will make you the envy of all superbowl parties...
2 pkgs of cream cheese
2 Cups grated sharp cheddar cheese
1 pkg Hidden Valley Ranch (dry) dressing
half a can on beer
Mix together and chill. Serve with you favorite ites (I really like this with pretzles)
Enjoy!
Go Bears!
Football...men in tight, tight pants. Mmmmmm. ;-D
Your birthday is coming up? Woo hoo! Where's the party? What can I bring?
Just passing by to see what's up with big, bad Matt-Man. Glad to see he's still up to his old tricks. :-D
Who's Joey?? Well I never!
Joey Harrington~~ my BOY
Who doesnt Bond? How about I mail her to you?
Raven: Sounds like a keeper. Have a good Super Bowl Weekend but I feel compelled to root for the Colts.
Lizza; Whore!! Just bring yourself...oh and some massage oil. Thanks fo rstopping by during your hiatus, my friend.
Cheesy: I realize that Harrington was a Duck, but c'mon...Harrington?
Hey, Bond: I don't know how hot I am, but I AM a wife, and I can be drunk, you can be drunk, and then you'll THINK I'm hot. How's that?
Whaddya say, Matty - does that work, too?
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