It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiday. Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand. He’s a one ball man, and he’s off to the rodeo!! I can’t wait for the Super Bowl festivities to begin….food, drink, and “analysts” droning on and on. Good God, on one hand the event is so much fun and on the other hand it’s painful to watch. Kinda like if your Mom is really hot and you have sex with her. Ewwwww, that was so out of character for me…Ha.Guess what else today is? That’s right Groundhog Day…a day when an oversized rodent living in Pennsylvania predicts when Spring will arrive. Big doings like that make me proud to be an American. Lee Greenwood must die. “Groundhog Day” is also the title of one of my favorite movies of all time. Any other fans of it out there?...Bill Murray and Andi “I Beg You To Sit On My Face” McDowell. Great Stuff!! Four score and seven years ago…Let’s see…The year was 1920. If I had been born then, I would be how old? I don’t know. You figure it out. I don’t mind my goatee and what’s left of the hair on my head turning gray, but when the pubes go silver, that will really disturb me. Ramma Lamma Ding Dong.
And girl it looks so pretty to me, like it always did. Like the Spanish city to me, when we were kids. “Groundhog Day” is also the title of one of my favorite movies of all time. Any other fans of it out there?...Bill Murray and Andi “I Beg You To Sit On My Face” McDowell. Great Stuff!! No underwear today, I simply ran out. Good thing I still had a clean pair of pants to wear. Five days until my birthday, which makes sense since today is the 2nd and if you add five that makes seven, and my B-Day is on the 7th. Does that apply to every month, or just February? I’ll get back with you on that.
Schmoop doesn’t know what to have for snacks during the big game Sunday. But I know she’ll come through. She always does. “Groundhog Day” is also the title of one of my favorite movies of all time. Any other fans of it out there?...Bill Murray and Andi “I Beg You To Sit On My Face” McDowell. Great Stuff!! Why do people say, “Take the meat out of the freezer so it can unthaw?” Doesn’t unthaw mean to freeze? I think it does, because if something thaws out, it gets warmer and melts. Damn I’m a freaking genius.
Well folks, the stream is running dry, but I will be back later today with some tips on how to have a successful Super Bowl party. And by the way, “Groundhog Day” is also the title of one of my favorite movies of all time. Any other fans of it out there?...Bill Murray and Andi “I Beg You To Sit On My Face” McDowell. Great Stuff!!
Until later today…Cheers!!
30 comments:
I'm a great fan of Groundhog Day.
Don't forget Staten Island Chuck.
I'm a great fan of Groundhog Day.
Happy almost birthday.
I'm a great fan of Groundhog Day!
Commando huh?
Did I mention that I'm a great fan of Grounhog Day?
Peace and my the best team win.
Have a wonderful weekend!
Hey Oedipus ! have a great super bowl weekend !!!
We have Buckeye Chuck in Ohio. you have a great weekend too odat. Enjoy the ga...We have Buckeye Chuck in Ohio.
I will Roger, you do the same. I'll tell Mom you said Hi!!
Out of underwear? Have you worn my prize ones yet? If not go ahead,,, no need to wash b4 sending....yes yes yes I am a block of sick Cheese. Groundhogs are rodents but the traps I have are too small. Maybe if you can catch Phil new snack ideas may appear to Schmoop?
I wonder if you can use the little ribs as decorative tooth picks for serving lil slices of "Philly Steak snack Phil"? I hear its good with Whiz dip.
I adore Bill Murray but somehow his face doesn't scream "come sit on me"
Andi McDowell is a 'natural' beauty and I hate her, she is a year older than me. Pretty fine for a woman pushing 50. Maybe I should color my hair and use winkle cream too....
I wouldnt want to tarnish your boxers, which I havent forgotten about by the way. I just happen to be a procrastinator of gigantic proportions. Fried groundhog sounds Yum-Oh. I am sure you look just fine...Somebody stop me!! Whose that pretty girl in that mirror there?
I love the movie Groundhog Day
and
So mom was the lucky lady last Saturday?
If she was, that would make me not only an Oedipus sufferer, but also a necrophiliac.
It's ok Matt.. it's not quite boxer wearin weather yet.. unless they are flannel....
Papa was a rolling stone,
where ever he put his hat was his home,
all he left us was alone
No cheesy they are cotton...They look pretty cool. Your thighs will thank me.
Beaten up on Tina lately Ike?
I've never seen groundhog day the movie but Puxatwaney Phil is gonna get his nads froze off if he pops em outt his hole today.
You have Buckeye Chuck in Ohio. In Michigan's UP, I wonder if they have up-chuck?
Damn Mo, go rent Groundhog Day, it's quite good. Up-Chuck...Although I understand the UP connection, I think that name would be better suited for West Virginia's groundhog.
I won't even be watching the superbowl.
Does that make you want to beat me up?
It made the guys in high school want to. ;)
Steve~
What if there was no tomorrow there wasn't one today
It doesnt make me want to beat you up Steve, it just makes you a big puss.
Roger, can I get a glass of whatever it is you're drinking.
should be right up your alley a big glass of Mad Dog!!!!
I think in honor of this day, I will be popping the Bill Murray film with the same namesake into the DVD player, pour myself a nice Stoli and cranberry, and eat chicken wings for dinner.
What all that has to do with watching Groundhog Day, I don't know... but I can at least use it as practice for Super Bowl Sunday. ;)
C'mon Roger, drop the MD and feel the love that is Wild Irish Rose.
Good idea Allie...Partying practice is essential in keeping one on one's toes...Plus it keeps the liver on an even keel.
HAHAHA...nicely done and I caught the Ground Hog part of it
HAHAHA...nicely done and I caught the
Ground Hog part of it...
LMAO
WOOOOHOOOO...Sunday is almost here!
ciao ;o)
HA...Thanks Jillie. Enjoy the weekend and enjoy the Big Game. Cheers!!
Hey Matt-Man I just posted a monkey photo that reminds me of you!
Ha...Which of the two monkeys am I?
thought you would like that! you two can be the proud owner of a tattoo like that!
See, this is more like it a ka-billion comments (confuzzled??? See the comments on the post above this).
Any way.. I also love "Groundhog Day" ... I take the meat out to show it to anyone that...ummm...I mean... I mean to defrost not unthaw...cause unthawing is like freezing... isn't it?
Any way...I also love "Groundhog Day" Did you not wear underwear today? Did you run out? have any clean pants?
Any way...I also love "Groundhog Day" If I was born in 1920 would I be the same age as you? I don't know, you figure it out.
Any way...I also love "Groundhog Day" Would you sleep with your mom if she looked like Andi "I beg you to sit on my face" McDowell? Or would that still be out of character?
Any way...I also love "Groundhog Day" Time to make sure there is enough Gentleman Jack in the apartment for the big game.
Any way...I also love "Groundhog Day" Hey have Schmoop read the post above this one for ideas for Sunday...or else she might have a fruit plate and the kids could be traumatized.
Any way...I also love "Groundhog Day"
I saw your post Bond...You are becoming quite the good streamer!! Adding yet another layer of fun on the Bagwine page. I have to warn you though. If you ever mention Me, Schmoop, and kids in the same sentence, she will find you and kill you...Cheers!! Tell Jack I said Hi!!
Gawd, I'm such a waste. I can't even stream well.
Sigh. Maybe I'll just take my Stoli and cranberry (my favorite!) and move on to the next post.
BTW: Love "Groundhog Day" - BUT I love "Four Weddings and a Funeral" even more. Andi's really cute in that one.
Mmmmmm Stoli and Cranberry...Nice choice Songbird, who said you dont stream well. Yeah she is cute in that one, good movie. Go Colts!!
I´m in... YAY! And I can comment... WOW! I´ll hurry before all will collapse again!
Enjoy your (great) super bowl weekend
and don´t forget:
"I gooot u BABE!" =)
Ha...Indeed, hope your weekend went well Sanni.
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