Monday, March 12, 2007

Mad Cowhide Disease

Ah it’s another glorious Monday. I talked to Haircare Joe Saturday and he will soon be providing his helpful hints and insights to all of you faithful Bagwine readers once again. Also Bagwine Ruminations has surprisingly reached an agreement with the First Lady of Bagwine Ruminations, Schmoop!!

I have had many questions asked about me by some of my readers. While I believe I answer them as honestly as I can, I felt that maybe any questions about my life, personality, hygiene habits, etc., would be better answered by a disinterested (sometimes much too disinterested) party. So in the future we will be offering “The Straight Poop With Schmoop”. If you want any question about myself or Bagwine, Ohio answered without bias, simply e-mail me your question or leave it in the comments and I will make sure that she gets your question. I think that this idea will really CLICK with our readers.

My entry for later on today will be a short visual post of a new band that I have discovered, or more accurately, re-discovered. I am being brief today because there is much work to be done. I mean after all, I have to print off some NCAA Basketball Bracket sheets and get to work on it right away!! March Madness waits for no man!!

Until later today,
cheers!!

Tonight’s Meatless Lenten Menu: Bean Soup…

23 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Schmoop's gonna give the straight poop, huh? Hmmmm....don't know that I need any more info that I haven't already discovered, but I'll think about that one...

My Dawgs got an at-large bid - #5! Whew - was worried about that, even though the sportswriters weren't. Let's see if they can get back to their winning ways.

No humor in my comments for now; didn't sleep well because of this cold-that-I-fear-is-really-bronchitis.

Ick.

Schmoop said...

Butler has a tough one against Old Dominion Songbird. But I am going to go with the Dawgs in that game anyway. I think Schmoop is crying out for the opportunity to let people know the mental anguish that I sometimes cause her. Cheers and I hope you feel better.

Odat said...

I can't think of anything more that I need to know about you that you have not already generously shared with us all....but if I think of sompin...i'll call on schmoop!
Happy Monday and Good Luck with that BB stuff.
Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat...You're missing out on the truly dark stuff that lies deep withn my soul. Muwhawhawha

Steven said...

March Madness waits for me...

But then, I'm a much more imppsing, cooler sort of figure than you are. ;)

Steve~

y.Wendy.y said...

Dear Schmoop

Does Matty lok scary in the morning?

smooch smooch

La Baguette

ps Matt - bean soup eh! Phew!

Schmoop said...

It's that haircut that does it Novak.

Schmoop said...

But Wendz, Bean Soup is delicious and "brings out" the best in a person. I'll pass your question along. Cheers!! And keep the wine away from the keyboard.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

MATT! MATT! MATT!

OK, questions abound...Not sure my brain cells are clicking today though...

DID YA MISS ME ON FRIDAY BIG GUY?

Schmoop said...

But of course I missed you, not to mention pity you for the concert that you would be attending. I hope you had a good time!!

Unknown said...

Dear Schmoop -- Does Matt Man sing in the shower? Does he shower? Often? Thanks!

Schmoop said...

You always get right to the core issues Allie...I'll pass it along.

Desert Songbird said...

Oh, hey - Bond was gone? Didn't even notice...

(bwahahaha!)

Schmoop said...

Songbird, it's hard to tell when he's awake or not as well!!

Cheesy said...

"dark stuff that lies deep within my soul"

Schmoop... please just don't post about the dark stuff in his underwear ok??

:o)

Schmoop said...

That potty humor is so beneath me Cheesy ; )

Anonymous said...

Nice take on today's Manic Monday word. But personal hygiene issues? Hmmm... I'll pass. :-D

Schmoop, what is it about Matt that keeps you there and stops you from running off into the hills, screaming?

Schmoop said...

Ha...Lizza the answer to that question may take up an entire post. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

I think what keeps her there is a little something we like to refer to as cuffs and a gag!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

HARUMPFFFFFFF And pppppppppppt to both yourself and Songbird...

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

RW said...

bond that sounds like a witches cackle ..Matt sorry didnt get here earlier my net ..the net that is never ever..ever! suppose to be down.. was! Here is a question for Schmoop.. I heard Matt is hung like a ant.. is this true?

Schmoop said...

Cheesy, cuffs and and a gag are what keep me there.

Bond: I trust yo uhad a good time and welcome back.

Roger: That is very hurtful but not far off the mark.