Saturday, May 05, 2007

Derby de Mayo

In honor of Cinco de Mayo and the Kentucky Derby falling on the same day, I was going to get drunk on tequila and ride a horse down to the Taco Bell Drive-Thru, but I am opting to stay at home and partake of some food and drink. The picture shows a sampling of the goods. Enjoy the Margaritas and good luck Cowtown Cat.

Cheers!!

20 comments:

y.Wendy.y said...

Good grief you posted on the weekend! It's a miracle, I tells ya! A miracle.

It'll also be a miracle if your body survives the booze/junk food assault.

Enjoy, darlin'!

Cheesy said...

Libations+sugar+smokes= a PARTY

lol Enjoy the weekend

Lizza said...

Pringles, yum. You smoke two kinds of ciggies? Menthol?

Cheers, Matt!

Desert Songbird said...

Holy crap, Batman! WIR AND Bud? Yeeeeeech!

Schmoop said...

Wendz: EVERY weekend from now on Wendz. I have entered the 21st Century finally. Cheers...

Cheesy: That's not sugar, that's cocaine ; )

Lizza: Schmoop is the menthol smoker.

Songbird: Schmoop drinks Bud Light, her brother drinks Bud, and I drink the Rose. Cheers!!

Lisa Ryan said...

I thought for sure you'd be bouncing off the walls with a sugar high. Thank God that sugar jar is really cocaine.

Schmoop said...

Sure is a good thing Lisa...sure is ...sure is...woo hoo...sure is...why is my nose bleeding?

Anonymous said...

Mind the mint juleps! You don't want to turn an ankle like Barbaro and end up in a bottle of Elmer's Glue. Did you like the upgrades? What's WITH you men??? He thought that was a compliment? Mumbling to self, rolling over, pulling up sheets.

Mimi Lenox said...

I'm so glad you decided not to ride that horse to Taco Bell. It's much better to stay home and throw those Pringles in the microwave.

Then eat the Smokeys.
Add more salt.
Smoke the generics.
Add salt to them as well (enhances the flavor....or so I've been told)

But tell me, Does the Wild Irish go with the weiners or the Pringles? That has always confused me.

jillie said...

Now that looks like my kind of buffet! Mmmmm...those pringles are looking mighty tasting...wash it down with some WIR and then top it off with a beer ;o)-

Odat said...

May the "horse" be with you!
Peace

In Ink said...

I appear to have been assimiltaed.

By the way, I tried that Wild Irish Rose stuff a couple of weeks ago. It turned my pooh red.

Just saying.

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

It was a great race, eh? The race to the bathroom too, after your concoction.

Cheesy said...

Cowtown Cat~~ crappo~~ last place... did you slip that horse some smokes and a tall galss of WIR??

Schmoop said...

Kim: We men just have a knack for saying the right thing at the right time!!

Mimi: White Rose with the Pringles, Red with the dogs. Cheers!!

Jillie: They were indeed quite tasty, more on tap today.

Odat: HA...My horse went to the dark side.

Michael: Good Man...If you continue to drink WIR the discoloration abates.

Pawlie: I was so worn out I just went where I lay.

Cheesy: Feeling Hurter!!

Cheesy said...

Im so sorry // am I forgiven?

Schmoop said...

Of course...

Crazy Working Mom said...

Yum! Hope ya had a great time.

Schmoop said...

Indeed Crazy!!

Angell said...

WOOOO - tequila!!

Just try to stay on the horse, or at least make sure the steed has as much to drink as you do!!!