Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Everyone Knows It's Lindsay

Music Stolen Without Permission From The Association's Version of "Windy"
Who's sneakin’ out while drowning in Vodka
Who’s passed out in the car on TV
Whose parent’s make George Bush look like Einstein
Everyone knows it's Lindsay
Who's swerving down the streets of the city
Smashing her car into a big tree
Who's reachin' down to hide her cocaine now
Everyone knows it's Lindsay
And Lindsay loves gulpin’ gin
A busty young Mel Gibson
Without all that Jew-Hatin’
She drives her car (but not very far)
She drives her car (but not very far)
Who's checkin in for more of that rehab
Takin’ the place of dear old Dad-Dee
Who’s only 20 with the liver of Matt-Man
Everyone knows it’s Lindsay

La la la laaa la la la la la laaa everyone knows it’s Lindsay
Cheers!!

18 comments:

Liz Hill said...

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But you know you'd still do her if given the chance;-p

Schmoop said...

That's why I was hoping she stayed drunk, so I still had a chance!!

Anonymous said...

lmao at the slut! you so funny!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I see this with a hip hop background, some beat boxing and a trio of scantily clad women singing backup...

Schmoop said...

Ha...Thanks Metal. Cheers!!

Bond: How about Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears in the background...."Lindsay Lohan and The Petry Dishes."

Desert Songbird said...

Bada BING!

Natalia said...

Everyone keeps talking about how huge a star she is. She has hardly done a few movies. And they are not even that good. What's the deal?

-N

Laura said...

Great song! Now I'll have it stuck in my head all night!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: As you know that is one of my fave expressions!!

Nat: I think it's just the fascination of watching the self-destruction of a young successful party doll. Cheers!!

Laura: I duly apologize.

Odat said...

"...making George Bush look like Einstein..." Priceless!
Peace

Cheesy said...

Lalalalalla ~ now I have the song of the day! Funny stuff bubba,,It's scary I know the tune tho...

Schmoop said...

Thanks Odat...That line was a stretch though. Cheers!!

Cheesy: It was in my head all day yesterday for some reason, the song was an afterthought!! Oh the humanity.

Lisa Ryan said...

LOL!
such song writing skills you have! and love the record label. :-)

Schmoop said...

Ha...Thanks Lisa. I'll try to keep them coming.

Unknown said...

It's quite sad what's happening to her because she actually can act, but I have to laugh nonetheless. Schadenfreude is a very close friend of mine. LOL

Schmoop said...

I know Allie...She's not bad at all but she hasnt had too much direction.

Mo and The Purries said...

You're quite the lyricist, there Matt-man!

A touching tribute to such a fallen star -- sorry, I couldn't even WRITE that with a straight face!

Schmoop said...

Ha...That makes me proud Mo.