Jerry Falwell has died. The God-Fearing founder of the Moral Majority and Liberty University has passed on to that big fundraiser in the sky..."Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
-- Jerry Falwell, on CNN's Crossfire, May 17, 1997
I have dispatched our Bagwine investigative team to the Pearly Gates in order to listen in on the conversation taking place bewteen a weeping Falwell and the vengeful Almighty. I hope to have a transcript for you by tomorrow morning. Cheers!!
19 comments:
Wow, I'd love to hear St. Peter weigh in on that decision.
Allie, please come back to Ohio. We need more like you.
Oh you will hear the whole thing Furiousball. Thanks for stopping. Cheers!!
I thought I heard a great sigh of relief by thin king folks everywhere
Blaphemer TB!! He epitomized what right thinking, tolerant, Christian folks should aim to be.
ahh, Allie, an evil triad would be the best.
Matt-man, I wait with bated breath til tomorrow.
I'll try not to let you down Lisa. Cheers!!
oh noooo.......where will i get my direction now?????
Peace
(p.s. how do you know that??? are you looking at the news, huh? instead of errr, writing???...just keeping ya in line there!!!)
I feel lost as well odat. And thanks for keeping my on track. I feel a couple of witty things coming in the near future. Cheers!!
This is a good day for humanity.
-N
Nat, Nat, Nat...This truly was a man of God.
Um, BTW, what does Tinky Winky have to do with Jerry Falwell (other than the fact that Tinky is rumored to be gay...)
Songbird, Falwell is the one who initially claimed that Twinkie Winkie was gay and polluting the minds of our children. Can I get an Amen!!?
Jerry Falwell is (was) that purple Smelly Blubby thing? What? I'm confused.
Badway.
Sleep Nick sleep
Why do you have a pic of Tinky-Winky???
The Teletubbies make me laugh. I know more about them than I know about the late Mr. Falwell. Is that a good thing?
I thought Tinky Winky was the lesbian witch... It's been a while since I watched Teletubbies. The plots were getting too complicated.
I'll miss ole Jerry. He was always good for a heckuva good laugh.
Matty, apparently you and I are one of the few to remember the Jerry Falwell/Tinkie Winkie Scandal.
It was while I worked at Target.
We actually had people call us and ask us if we were going to take the Tinkie Winkies off the shelves!
PS: your Tinkie Winkie is missing his purse!
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