Eyechan: Good to hear from you. I hope all is well in the Land of the Rising Sun. trust me, while well equipped to take care of myself I am far from being a bad ass. Go see the movie, and every time that Jessica Alba is on screen think of my picture!! Cheers Dude...
Billy: Yeah, Old Frothingslosh minuus 295 pounds. Gimme a call Ake-Face.
Wendz: Her rack would have been bigger today but I was running low on ink. You are the second one today who wants Inky to have a wanker. Maybe next time, but dont be scared when you see it. Cheers!!
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Eyechan: Good to hear from you. I hope all is well in the Land of the Rising Sun. trust me, while well equipped to take care of myself I am far from being a bad ass. Go see the movie, and every time that Jessica Alba is on screen think of my picture!! Cheers Dude...
Ah Mr Matt, made me laugh just when I needed it. Story of my life in ink format...
Thanks for the laugh this early in the morning... it woke me up! ;-)
Think of our fantasies too Matt....and draw a big one!!!!
Peace
Boy: Thanks and I am sorry that your pen falls short.
Dixie: Anytime my friend. Cheers!!
Odat: Just for you, sometime around the Fourth of July I will have Inky set off some type of "Fireworks Display".
ROFL! Ok thanks for that laugh Matt, I needed it :P
Bit harsh on yourself though, mate?
Ha...Thanks Starr. At least you didnt say that I was being a bit "hard" on myself. ; )
This looks like an Old Frothenslosh beer can....
pure..Sterling Beer
Pffft! Lola needs bigger boobs to be a real fantasy. Come on....show us the real thing. And give Inky a pee-pee too - I feel sorry for the chap.
Billy: Yeah, Old Frothingslosh minuus 295 pounds. Gimme a call Ake-Face.
Wendz: Her rack would have been bigger today but I was running low on ink. You are the second one today who wants Inky to have a wanker. Maybe next time, but dont be scared when you see it. Cheers!!
Ah, yes, Matt's Place - where fantasy and reality clash in a purple haze of meaninglessness and lack of statement.
Oh, BTW - all of that was said out of synch with my lips...
Songbird: Well said, and I may add that my Google Talk is up...as promised!!
Well I figured better left unsaid Matt :P
There is nothing more heart-warming than a kind Blogger Starrlight. Cheers!!
I clicked on Inky's crotch, but nothing enlarged...
Mo: You have to click on him "just right".
Well this answers my question about why it was so un-equal-rights-like.
You are forgiven.
And sorry about the pee-pee situation.
ROTFL.
-N
Nat: I remembered your comment and that actually inspired this episode. Cheers!!
**wipes giggle tears away**
Matt..your "google talk is UP"? That a funny thing to call it!
If you decide to "wankerize" Mr. Inky....please give him hands also, so he doesn't go crazy.
**walks off shaking head**
OOps! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
ahhhhh poor inky... but more so... Pooooor Matt [reality SUXZ]
If Inky gains a wanker, then he doesn't need hands as long as Lola keeps her boobs...
"She wore a pearl necklace..."
Of course, she has another orifice as well...
Ooops! Did I say that out loud?
**gasps while giggling at Songbird's comment**
Reality bites! lol...
giggling...does it hurt to pee? LOL
Julie: Damn It!! Quit giving away the code!!
Cheesy: I would expect a bit more sympathy from you!!
Songbird: Mmmmmmmmm Pearl Necklace. You Vixen!!
Julie: You Too!!?....Cool!!
Jillie: You come back after an abscence and make a hurtful emark...Amazing!! Glad you're back though ; )
Jillie: You're a nurse I think you now the answer.
Desert you trashy wench you! I love it!
Any day on the kindness Matt ;)
Oh and for the record Diamonds may be a girls best friend, but I have always been partial to pearls!
Hey, Starr - who you calling wench?
Bwahahahaha!
So you admit that in reality you are a eunuch. Thanks for clarifying. ;)
Starrlight: I appreciate kindness unlike the comments below from a certain someone...
Songbird: Ooooooo catfight!!
Allie: After all the love I have shown too you, you call me a eunuch!!
er, to...
OUCH DUDE...and on the reality side, you must be hung like a horse since you keep telling everyone you are so small
Awww...but I meant it in a loving way Matt...lol REALLY!!!
Bond; You are soooo right...really...um...yes, really.
Jillie: Of course you did, just like when Hitler said that he loved the Czechs....
Work with me here Matt-Man
I will not jump on the bandwagon and tease you about your wanker-less reality.
But I don't even know the Czechs...lol
Bond: I appreciate your efforts.
Travis: You are so very upstanding my friend.
Jillie: Bada Bing!!
*points at Songbird*
It takes a wench to know a wench ;)
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