It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiiday so oil up and let the games begin, we’re playing Nude Twister!! Left foot blue, right hand green….oh yeah baby, perfect!! Corky has gotten worse and will be taken to the vet in two hours. Poor thing. Good or bad I will let you know what’s up with her later. Schmoop’s brother is going with me…He’s a straight talkin’, Bud drinkin’ man, and yet he acts out things with dolls….go figure. Just kiddin’ Dave, no need to break my neck, instead just have your Barbie kick Ken in the nuts.
Not feeling too funny right now due to the feline situation. She has been the only female that has been willing to sleep with me for the last few years. Me, Corky, a quart of milk, and anchovy paste…crazy times when engaging in that scenario. I haven’t taken a shower yet, so I am feeling kinda musty in the land down under. Vegemite, anyone?
I picked up a new CD. The Essential REO Speedwagon. Back in the seventies those moe-foes rocked. Gary Richrath is an under appreciated guitar player. Of course by the mid eighties Kevin Cronin started wearing panties and writing songs like “I Can’t Fight This Feeling”. What a pussy. No wonder Richrath became an alcoholic.
Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me…My body held up pretty well from the bowling excursion. Art Linkletter is still alive. One question…Why? It could be a SPAM night tonight!! Yum-Oh. I wonder if Rachel Ray’s ass has gotten any bigger. HA…I’m one to talk. Not a bad ass but I have a pretty good Rose gut. Put a grape on a popsicle stick and that’s what my body looks like. Gotta go check on Cork.
She’s just laying down in the bedroom. My stomach hurts. I think I may be a bit nervous. I can’t believe that President Bush is at 26% Approval. Does 26% of the American population still approve of this moron!!? I think I will go downtown and set my ass on fire, so passer-bys will say, “Hey look, someone is burning President Bush in effigy!!” Vidi Amy Robach, Veni…I saw Amy Robach, I came. Damn she’s good looking. Check out MSNBC if you don’t know who she is.
It’s actually raining here for once. I better finish this up so I can take a shower before Dave gets here. I need one too, because not only am I musty, I really need to pee. Corky updates to follow later today, and a couple of short weekend posts coming up so stop back by folks.
Enjoy your weekend, spend it with a box of tissues and a picture of Amy Robach, I know I will.
Cheers!!
UPDATE: It appears Corky has a urinary tract infection, but not a severe bladder infection like last time. She will be spending the night at the Vet's and probably be coming home tomorrow. Thanks for your concern and now I can go back to making an ass of myself!!
40 comments:
One way or another, it will be ok. love you babe.
Matt-Man: Fingers crossed for Corky... be strong my friend...Schmoop is a smart friend...
I love animals more then people, my friend. My heart goes out to your feelings about your feline. She loves you no matter how stinky you are, doesn't she?
Hang in there dear and keep us posted.
Good thoughts for Corky and you. Let us know. Love is love wherever you find it.
vegemite? yes please! hope the Corkstar recovers soon.
Corky is in my thoughts.
And Vegemite? Did you have to mention Vegemite?
-N
Schmoop: Things should be okay just got back.
Bond: Dont give her a big head!!.
Julie: Yes he does. I guess becuase I rescued 4 years ago from a pet store.
Jamie: She should be fine.
Eyechan: You can have it all you crazy Aussie.
Nat: I cannot control my stream!!
Ya know, I was just thinking the same this today: Why is Art Linkletter still alive? :-)
Let us know about Corky!!!!
Peace
Fingers crossed for Corky's speedy recovery. Glad to hear it's not too serious.
And, ummmm, Matt-man, Ken ain't anatomically correct (pardon my spelling), which is why it was no fun playing with him as a child...
Does Corky like Gladiator movies?
So happy that Corky will be feeling better soon...
Well she sure doesn't get a big head from you! bwahahahahahahahahahahah
Schmoop...ya know I love ya girl
thanks for the Corky update!
We're sending our love & prayers to the Cork-meister!
Odat: We are of like mind Odat. Cheers!!
Hairecare: No she doesnt, but she has seen a grown man naked.
Angell: Sounds like she will be just spiffy. Are you saying Ken is like Inky?
Bond: Move away from the Schmoop.
Mo: She should be just fine and thanks. Cheers!!
She sounds like she is gonna be just fine. Which is great news. my kittie was the only chick that checked me out repeatedly before the wife.
26%? well I guess their is some stupid still out there.
oh do you have good spam recipes?
Hey There Sparky, yes it is just aminor infection but after what she went thru in the past we were worried. There plenty of great SPAM recipies but nothing tops a fried SPAM sandwich with melted Velveeta on top. Cheers!!
Do you remember singing old REO songs? What was that song where the guitar player calls the singer and starts playing screaming cords over the phone with the singer replying in voice?
I'm glad Corky is going to be okay. When had kidney infections that led to bladder infections the doctor said I should drink more water. Of course, cats hate water. I wonder if putting the juice from tuna cans in the water would help... probaly not, but it was a thought.
Haircare: Very Good and I have been playing the hell out of it: 157 Riverside Avenue!!
Marilyn: What is frustrating about Corky is that she is a female which arent nearly as prone to UTIs or Bladder problems. AND she drinks ONLY water and alot of it. Cheers!!
Glad to hear Corky is going to be ok. My cat tried to die on me AND lose an eye back in Feb/March. Such fun!
Oh and those stilleto's better be clear heeled ones ;)
Ha...It still amazes me how human a pet can become. Clear Heels are okay but how about if I have like little red lava lamp action going on in them!!? Cheers!!
TMI on the land down under, but as long as you're aware of it. Some people aren't.... eh-hem. blekk! ;)
Sorry 'bout that Deb, but glad to see that your back from vacation. Cheers!!
Good news about Corky! Interesting subject for a "streaming" Friday.
Bwahahahahaha!!!
Julie: Bada Bing...Corky will soon be streaming right along with me. Cheers!!
Crap - I just typed a long comment, and then it got sucked into oblivion thanks to the STUPID virus scan my computer chose to do at the moment I hit "SEND!" Crap, crap, CRAP!
Anyway, I'll truncate this one - glad Corky's news is better; she'll be home soon. BTW, how old is she?
Ummm...I'll skip what else I was gonna say...
Extra glad Corky's on the mend. I know all too well how strong that bond with our furry 'babies' can be
Sheesh you've got me being all nice n shit.
Smooch
Feed Corky some chili
Songbird: I hate when that happens. We picked her up as a stray from a pet store 4 years ago. As far as the vet thinks she's probably about 6. And as far as what else you were gonna say, I think I know what it was and yes I am blushing. ; ) Cheers!!
TB: I see that TB and I will write this date on my calendar. Cheers!!
HairCare: You need to start doing your advice column again on my site. You have such good insights and useful suggestions. Boo Yah!!
I'm so glad Corky's coming home soon and that nothing's seriously wrong with her. Apart from the fact that she sleeps with you. ;-)
Have a great weekend, Matt!
Lizza: Ha...Very Good!! Have a great one yourself Lizza. Cheers!!
I'm glad that it's looking like Corky's going to be alright. See, this is why I don't own pets, dammit. I can't handle that kind of heartbreak!!!
And you're damn skippy about REO Speedwagon. They have joined the ultra-faggy washup hall of fame that Air Supply built.
Thanks Allie, and yes, they used to be a hard working, hard rocking bad, and then Blammo, next stop, Vapidville. Cheers!!
Lava Lamp Heels! Ok well here I thought Bond had raised the bar kinda high, but those are stellar FMP you got Matt.
well glad that corky is ok but I need a strong drink to rid me of the vegemite concept.
won't be round much for a few weeks but I will see you in the fall if not before. H ave a good summer, your a grape guy:)
Well have a good time Cathy and enjoy the Vegemite!! Cheers!!
I couldn't really think of anything to rib you about - my concern for Corky got in the way. I'm glad she's going to be ok.
I think I have that REO CD. They did rock in their day.
Cheers!
yahhhhh corky!
I got to go see Rush night before last..they STILL rock the house...head back home tomorrow...so I'll leave you with a stream from Raleigh..
The other day a top aide to Rudy Giuliani was busted for possessing and distributing cocaine. When asked about it, Giuliani said, "Cocaine? I asked him to get me Rogaine.”
The airport in Milan, Italy, had to be shut down because it was overrun by rabbits. Animals are out of control. Italian rabbits at the airport. Last week, German squirrels were attacking people. German and Italians working together . . . does this sound familiar?!?
The FDA announced the new fat blocking drug, Alli, can cause gas and diarrhea. The pill comes in three forms: pills, capsules, and chimichangas.
Mike Nifong, the DA in the Duke Lacrosse case is resigning. He said he is looking forward to making up charges and ruining people’s lives in the private sector now.
It’s been reported that during the brief period that Paris Hilton was out of jail, she received a consultation from Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon. Michael's plastic surgeon told Paris, "There’s nothing I can do for you. You’re already a white lady.
As I’m sure you know by now, a judge has turned down Scooter Libby’s request to delay his prison term. In fact, the judge gave him an extra three months just for having that stupid name, Scooter. Not the name you want to have going into prison.
Now there’s a judge in Oklahoma who’s accused of being naked under the robes while court was in session. Not only that, he was wearing what’s known as a "general enhancement” device. It’s just an accusation. I’m sure it will not stand up in court.
You may have seen this in the paper. In Santa Cruz County, Ariz., a child molester was sentenced to 6,242 years in prison. He is trying to get transferred to Los Angeles where, with good behavior, he will be out in 23 days.
Great day for Hillary Clinton. She choose the song for her campaign, a song by Celine Dion. Is it wise choosing a Celine Dion song? She’s a singer best known for doing a song based on a sinking ship.
I hope all the dads had a good Father’s Day weekend. Did your kids take you out to eat — free samples at Costco?
In honor of Father’s Day, a group of doctors is offering dads free prostate exams. So next year, your dad will be happy when he gets a tie. That tie will be looking pretty good.
Thanks Trav she will be home later this morning. Have a good weekend dude. Cheers!!
Cheesy: Even on vacation you still stream with the best them. I said the same thing, Celine Dion? Gimme a break. HAve a safe trip back and thanks for the posting that bikini picture!!
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