As you know, today is July 7, 2007, or otherwise known as 07-07-07. Triple sevens baby!! How lucky is that!? Evidently some people find this date to be such a fortuitous portend that they are willing to get married. People are willing to give up their independence that just three days ago they celebrated with fireworks, bratwurst, and several ice cold beers. To all you folks leaping into the nuptial nuttiness today I say to you...What the fuck are you thinking!!!?
From NBA Basketball Star Tony Parker who is exchanging church vows with the lovely Eva Longoria in France to the unknowns tying the knot in middle America today, I am telling you, the confluence of triple sevens is not going to make a damn bit of difference. I don't care if the ceremony is officiated by Jesus Christ sitting on a donkey, your chances of success are 50/50.
A special note to you guys. 7-7-7 is a winner when you're playing the slots, but remember...when gambling, the house always win, and in marriage the lady always wins the house!! So to all of you, spend the weekend having unrequired sex and think it over.
Aside from that Public Service Announcement, I hope that all of you have a fun filled lucky Saturday. Mine can only improve. I was awaken at 6 A.M. by a horrific dream. I was being chased by a very hungry Dom Deluise who had knife and fork in hand down an alley filled with Beefaroni...Bizzare.
Anyway folks, enjoy your Saturday. Oh, and if you are wondering what the picture has to do with the post? Nothing...I took this picture while fishing yesterday and thought it looked, "pretty".
Matt:Man: Showing off his softer side...Cheers!!
17 comments:
Good morning! Yeah I kinda wondered about the 777 thingy myself! People will stoop to anything in hopes of having good luck bestowed on them.
Sheesh!
Ummm your "softer side"? Did I miss something?
**saunters off snickering**
Liked your'pretty' picture. Did you fall asleep watching that mega-hit movie from the 70's "Fatso"? That's the only explanation for the Dom Deluise reference. That's just creepy!
Dude I will see your Dom Deluise dream and raise you MY dream about being chased through the Milagro Bean Fields by Dennis Weaver. Me and George Clooney were in a vintage 70's caddy being chased by old Dennis who finally caught up with both of us and killed us with a claw hammer.
I woke up from that one wondering
what the FUCK did I eat that brought that nightmare on?!
Bring on Dom, I can out run him :P
PS..the picture is pretty and people getting married are nutso. Never again by God.
How you get "lucky" x 777 this weekend!
Pretty?? PRETTY??? Go put on Schmoopie's robe... and take a Midol by gawd... geesh
How?? .. dammit I was so shocked by the girlie side of Matt... *Hope*
Julie: The picture, Julie...the picture.
Meatlmom: No I wasnt fortunate enough to catch that bit of cinematic genius, and yes, it was a bit disturbing.
Starrlight: Sorry 'bout your dream. I think mine was brought on by the fact that I had a grilled cheese and pepperoni sandwich. I did make it out alive however. Cheers!!
Cheesy: I am back to normal Cheesy. I just got done playing basketball with Ryno. I feel like a man and more importantly I smell like a man. I'll pass on the midol, but hey, that robe is pretty soft. Cheers!!
My youngest daughter turned 14 (a multiple of 7) today. I'm hoping that's a sign that her teenager years won't put me in the looney bin.
LOL
Thanks for sharing the "pretty" pic!
Peace
Raven: Unfortunately 14 is double seven so her teenage years will be twice as bad as the typical teenage girl.
Odat: You're welcome, tell your ankle to hurry up and be 100%.
I know someone getting married today. I think she's nuts not because she chose today, but because it will be 115 degrees out!
I personally like the "softer" side of you, Matty me boy. It's "nice."
Oh, and send people over to my blog for info on a popularity contest I'm trying to win. No prizes; just bragging rights!
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Songbird: Thanks and I will make sure to post a big old note on tomorrow's post for you my sweet!! Cheers...
well...at the very least these couples will be able to remember their anniversary date and avoid THAT argument.
Katherine: Thanks for stopping by, and you make a very well taken point. Cheers Katherine!!
I'm thinking 7-7-07 is not my lucky day because I woke up with a farking splitting headache. lol
I'm still a little confused by the instruction to have unrequired sex.
I wish I had known Allie, I would have sent you some Stoli and Lemonade.
Travis: You'll figure it out...Maybe.
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