Dear God!! I woke up this morning and had the most painful stomach and lower intestine pains. I thought maybe my colon was rupturing, or an aneurysm had gone super nova in my belly. I finally made it to the toilet and had an incredibly scream inducing, goose bump popping bowel movement. When the demonic movement was completed, down below is a picture of what had been propelled from my ass thus relieving my gastro intestinal holocaust....
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Talk about one big pain in the ass!!
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Cheers!!
38 comments:
Next time you try to eat someones soul... downsize the pixels please~~~
ROFL...sick Matt. But funny :P
You had a presidential movement?
Nice.
Badway
Ol' Dubya really "moves" you, huh?
Cheesy: Pardon my pixels but some things I just cant control.
Starrlight: I too laughed, after my initial reaction of horror.
Nick: As you can see, the hardest part was passing the foliage in the background. Passing an Executive Branch is not easy!!
Deb: I guess if I stopped eating salad I wouldnt end up with a bush in my stool. Cheers!!
That was a sh*tty joke!
Bada Bing!! I want to ask Cheney, "Who Does Number Two Work For?"
I think I would have had to been hospitalized. Just looking at the picture makes me ill!
ROTFLMAO - geez Matt....hehe. Only you my friend, only you...
PS - surf your sore ass over to the Secretz - you've been handed an award. :D
Hey Steven...It could have been worse. I could have been constipated and had those two evil moe-foes in my system for days!! Cheers!!
Angell: I'll be by shortly, and thanks!!
I'm so happy they're finally "dumped"...and it took Matt-man to do it... good job!!
Peace
Odat: I am sooo very giving. Cheers!!
TB: Isnt it obvious? I evidently ate Iraq of Lamb!!
Another presidency down the shitter!
LOL....
*spews the dew*
BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*crosses legs* I think I just pee'd my pants... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
This is what you get for eating dick...
;)
*GROAN*
Did that come with Mint Sauce?
Two elderly men waving from the toilet, who are they? Are they (in)famous in America? :-D
So, is this what they mean when they say "This too shall pass..."
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Thanks for the Mo Show plug!
Jillie: You America Hater!!...Stay The Course ; ) Cheers!!
Dixie: Are you pissing on the President!!? Cheers...
Allie: It is only because I was force fed it by Tony Snow!!
Starrlight: It was there, I had to take it. I guess I could've eaten crow.
Lizza: It is our beloved Prea and VP. The Abbott and Costello of American politics. Although they are more lethal than they are funny. Cheers!!
Mo: Anytime my friend, break a leg tonight and please, dont say "plug" right now. Cheers!!
If you continue to spew forth such hideous creations we are gonna have to GLUE a butt plug in ya
Who says that I dont already have one glued in there? Bada Bing Sexy!!
Yup, I do believe that I am ... and his favorite Dick too...
I know I didn't just say that...
Dixie: Make sure that your son doesnt see these posts!!
Nat: And they cause it every frickin' day.
I'm impressed with the lovely bowl...my, you are quite the little housekeeper now aren't you?
WOAH! It´s the first time I´m kind of glad my bid didn´t win. Imagine this in my toilet??? Who will clean up the mess?
Julie: Yes, I am. And I work my ass off when I know that something like this could happen.
Sanni: But Sanni, I would prevent the same thing happening to you with Chancellor Merkel!!
You were kind enough not to mention that I spelled of course off course... you are a saint.
-N
Too freakin' funny!
At least you got them OUT of you, before they took over your SOUL. CLOSE call, my friend.
Nat: Spelling doesnt count here Nat!!
Tigger: Oh my, you are so right. A Black soul is something I can do witout Tigger. Cheers!!
You would be the only one eating Crow, Matt...I don't see either of them eating it :P
I didn't want to scroll. I didn't. I tried to resist. But I was compelled.
I closed one eye...put my left hand up to shield the other...and scrolled.
Then laughed my ass off for 10 minutes.
Aw, Trav, don't laugh too hard - we all know (courtesy of Sanni) what a FINE behind you have. We'd hate to be bereft of that.
Matty me darlin', I JUST missed you on Mo's show. I tried to call in whilst you and the glorious Turnbaby were on, but you hung up before I could get connected.
Sigh.
For a second there I was really scared to scroll down in fear that you may have actually taken a picture of your crap. You got me dude. LOL!!!
Starrlight: True, they just chew up soldiers and money.
Travis: Why thank you my good man. Cheers!!
Songbird: Me hanging up before the woman can get connected has always been a problem of mine!!
Carmen: Good to see ya. I think my stool would have been a less distrubing picture!! Cheers...
Ouch.
That had to hurt.
It was not a good episode in my life Janna.
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